@Regitnui I'm sorry. I didn't know that ;-; Zafi cannot help either, using her powers - well, she is a master of martial arts but I'm pretty sure her judo would be of no use lol or would it, @Zelosse?
Surprising a fire elementalist is right up there with trying to do the splits on a pole over the grand canyon while taunting a *politically neutral, short-tempered gun-wielding dumb person* for making yourself eligible for a Darwin Award.
@Aiyanna Darwin is famous for coming up with Natural Selection and all that.
It's considered Natural Selection for someone to do something incredibly stupid and get severely hurt / killed from it. Thus not being able to pass along their genes, which is what Natural Selection is all about. The Brightest / Strongest survive. The Weak / Stupid (generally) die and thus those poor genes stay out of the gene pool for passing on to descendants.
@Aiyanna, Darwin Awards are given to the people who do themselves a service by removing themselves from the gene pool before they have children. In other words, auditioning for a Darwin Award is doing something incredibly, amazingly stupid.
@Aiyanna, they are real. Just internet-based and no fancy ceremony because the winners are all dead.
Surprising a fire elementalist as emotionally volatile as Zafi is dumber than a businessman trying to be president and getting his news from television.
Now the real question is do I ask nicely for your characters to join, so you the player can experience the moment, or do I just straight up bully you all ic till ya join. Hmm