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A ship of explorers went down during a storm somewhere over the uncharted sea. Left only with their (lack of) wit and a little divine intervention, they must explore a continent filled with monsters and magic.

Currently, Captain Nameless looks about the beach he finds himself marooned on. Some waterlogged cargo has washed ashore along with some of his shipmates. Behind him, a thick jungle stretches onwards, and either side, the coast curls off.

It is midmorning, the weather is toasty, and he's misplaced his favourite hat.

What to do?


[[ TL:DR This is a choose your own adventure about exploration and survival. ]]


Explorers: Captain and two waterlogged shipmates
Inventory: Half a barrel of lemons, though there's cargo to be explored
Buildings: Does wreckage count?
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>Search for the other crew members and lucky hat
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>look through the other random bits of crap
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>make a hoop by tying the hands and feet of the water-logged crewmates, then hoola-hoop
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>Masturbate
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>drop pineapple
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>converse amongst each other and look for injuries
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@Majoras End@ClocktowerEchos@BrobyDDark@Dinh AaronMk@ArenaSnow@Cyndyr

Captain Nameless does not manage to find his hat, but he does however stumble and fall over one of the crewmates. Let's see - he can view about five crew from where he is. Three of them appear to be quite unconscious. After a quick injury check, it seems Captain Nameless has a scraped knee and First Mate NoName (conscious and accounted for) has some sort of lung disease - judging by his coughing - but it's probably fine. You send your waterlogged crew out to recover some cargo.

There's also the unconscious guys. One of them has a headwound.

In order to rectify the situation, Captain Nameless decides to try and hoola hoop with his crewmates. It should liven them up, maybe help them return to the land of the conscious. However, you have no rope or twine to tie their hands with. Hmm, where to find some?

Your next excellent decision is to reach for your private parts, but the first mate bats your hand away and reminds you of how that turned out last time you got shipwrecked. It was a voyage of hilarity, bonding and inappropriate social hijinks. Ah, the bittersweet memories ruined by cannibals.

You decide you are hungry and think it would be best if you had some pineapples to drop. There might be some plants further in the jungle you could use, but from where you are now all you see is a couple of dissapointing coconut trees.

(( Three crewmates are currently looking through shipwrecked cargo... ))


Explorers: Captain Nameless, First mate NoName, three unconscious guys (one headwound) and four waterlogged crewmates
Inventory: Half a barrel of lemons, no pineapples no rope.
Buildings: Does wreckage count?

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>search the jungle edge for tropical fruit and debate using the crewman with the head injury as bait.

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>head towards the edge of the jungle and call to see if anyone else exists on the island
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>Cannibalism is really the only option right now.
>Bite injured crewmate
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>Try to remember your true name
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>shoot first mate for perceived slight
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>beat the shit out of first mate for questioning your choice to masturbate
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