@DearTrickster B) that’s what I’m here for Tricksy lol

Drunken Patron: *whispers to barmaid* ey lass... is that Jude Banging-Rocks?

Barmaid: Who?

Drunken Patron: That lizard over there. Haven’t you heard of the Forget-Me-Nots?

Barmaid; Doesn’t sounds familiar.

Drunken Patron: Gods be damned. What’s wrong with the youth today! The Forget-Me-Nots are the most popular traveling band of troubadours across Skyrim! They say that once the music starts, everyone starts dancing and they don’t stop until the break of dawn. Jude Banging-Rocks is the mastermind behind the group, she makes a lot of ruckus banging rocks, but boy, does she get you groovin’!

Brynja Rumors

1. Killed a man during a drinking game, where he overdrank and died at the table.

Good

2. Fornicated with a bear as no one else would sleep with her, it’s a lonely life on the road.

Bad

3. Her great-great-great-great-great grandparents were giants.

Bad

4. Once wrangled a man in a brawl, and proceeded to remove every tooth in his mouth to “teach him a lesson”.

Good

5. Was runner-up in Skyrim’s beauty contest, How Nord Are You?

False

Once again, totally unsure XD

I'm going to have to think up rumors soon O.O

Gaius rumors:

1: He is a direct descendant of one of the Blades from the Oblivion Crisis.

2: He obeys orders from his superiors without question, to the point of burning entire villages and putting their inhabitants to the sword without any real reason.

3: He once killed an entire patrol of Thalmor on the road (don't lie, you all know you've done it).

4: The Milonem family, Gaius III notwithstanding, has a sordid history of incest and debauchery, and as such, they all worship Sanguine.

5: He once ate an entire whole suckling pig and approximately 10 whole potatoes in a single sitting.

@Lemons Good, bad, good, bad, false.

Wincest is historical and no one eats like Gaston.

Gaius rumors:

1: He is a direct descendant of one of the Blades from the Oblivion Crisis.

Good

2: He obeys orders from his superiors without question, to the point of burning entire villages and putting their inhabitants to the sword without any real reason.

Bad

3: He once killed an entire patrol of Thalmor on the road (don't lie, you all know you've done it).

Good

4: The Milonem family, Gaius III notwithstanding, has a sordid history of incest and debauchery, and as such, they all worship Sanguine.

False

5: He once ate an entire whole suckling pig and approximately 10 whole potatoes in a single sitting.

Bad

Finally posted! Much apologies for delays.

Also Meg volunteered as tribute.

Er. I mean to help Daro'Vasora and Sol.

Finally posted! Much apologies for delays.

Also Meg volunteered as tribute.

Er. I mean to help Daro'Vasora and Sol.

Roze and I have a collab on the go, but I'll get you the link after work!

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Roze and I have a collab on the go, but I'll get you the link after work!

Sounds good!

• He once caught an apple in his mouth while leaping across two buildings in Skaven.
• Once fought a duel against a prominent son for the hand in marriage to a wealthy merchant's daughter, all so he could rob the merchant blind.
• Once fought a duel against an elderly Orc at his request so he could go to the afterlife.
• Once played his flute so well he found himself in bed with the Inn keepers wife.
• Once stood on a horse as the horse galloped and grabbed a branch to avoid being caught by bandits.

Alim Rumors

• He once caught an apple in his mouth while leaping across two buildings in Skaven.
• Once fought a duel against a prominent son for the hand in marriage to a wealthy merchant's daughter, all so he could rob the merchant blind.
• Once fought a duel against an elderly Orc at his request so he could go to the afterlife.
• Once played his flute so well he found himself in bed with the Inn keepers wife.
• Once stood on a horse as the horse galloped and grabbed a branch to avoid being caught by bandits.

1. False
2. Bad
3. Bad
4. Good
5. Good

Alim Rumors

• He once caught an apple in his mouth while leaping across two buildings in Skaven.
• Once fought a duel against a prominent son for the hand in marriage to a wealthy merchant's daughter, all so he could rob the merchant blind.
• Once fought a duel against an elderly Orc at his request so he could go to the afterlife.
• Once played his flute so well he found himself in bed with the Inn keepers wife.
• Once stood on a horse as the horse galloped and grabbed a branch to avoid being caught by bandits.

Dangit these are really good ones! *pondering intensifies*

1. False
2. Bad
3. Good
4. Good
5. Bad

Wow Latro's rumors oh wow woah wow
1. People go missing in towns that Latro has passed through
2. He once seduced an entire ballroom's worth of maidens within a few songs
3. A gang of bandits in the mountains once captured Latro's caravan but within two days, he became the gang's mascot and entertainer, living with them for a month before moving on unharmed. He even keeps in touch with one, who owns a general store in Camlorn now that he's turned his life around.
4. His would-be muggers ran off after finding their blades and blackjacks had no effect on him
5. He's what the Morrowinders call a 'spear-swallower'

1. People go missing in towns that Latro has passed through

Bad

2. He once seduced an entire ballroom's worth of maidens within a few songs

Bad

3. A gang of bandits in the mountains once captured Latro's caravan but within two days, he became the gang's mascot and entertainer, living with them for a month before moving on unharmed. He even keeps in touch with one, who owns a general store in Camlorn now that he's turned his life around.

Good

4. His would-be muggers ran off after finding their blades and blackjacks had no effect on him

False

5. He's what the Morrowinders call a 'spear-swallower'

Good

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Sorry I was late, guys; I had to get my other game up and going. Hard part's done! :D

Alim Rumors

• He once caught an apple in his mouth while leaping across two buildings in Skaven.
• Once fought a duel against a prominent son for the hand in marriage to a wealthy merchant's daughter, all so he could rob the merchant blind.
• Once fought a duel against an elderly Orc at his request so he could go to the afterlife.
• Once played his flute so well he found himself in bed with the Inn keepers wife.
• Once stood on a horse as the horse galloped and grabbed a branch to avoid being caught by bandits.

1. Good, although I have a feeling he smacked his face off of said apple rather than suavely grabbing it with his teeth.
2. Bad, Alim seems like a total shithead, so this is totally in his wheelhouse
3. Good, I remember this playing out in Skyrim. I call it the Orismer Retirement Package.
4. Bad, what an unfaithful wench. Clearly that marriage wasn't working out.
5. False, I feel like this is the scenario where he got an apple in the face.

Wow Latro's rumors oh wow woah wow
1. People go missing in towns that Latro has passed through
2. He once seduced an entire ballroom's worth of maidens within a few songs
3. A gang of bandits in the mountains once captured Latro's caravan but within two days, he became the gang's mascot and entertainer, living with them for a month before moving on unharmed. He even keeps in touch with one, who owns a general store in Camlorn now that he's turned his life around.
4. His would-be muggers ran off after finding their blades and blackjacks had no effect on him
5. He's what the Morrowinders call a 'spear-swallower'

1. Bad, Latro probably keeps his innocent charms by indulging in his awful habits. Namely, homicide.
2. Good, lemme guess, him and Alim were having an old timey rap battle.
3. Good, I can see him being charming enough to escape being murdered thanks to a friendly guy on the inside.
4. False, although I do suspect this has something to do with some crafty armour.
5. Bad, although I don't judge; 5 Septims is 5 Septims, amirite

Just a reminder to try having your posts done and up by Friday! We will be moving along.

@Dervish

Hey! I'll get to replying to the collab tomorrow, now that exams are (thankfully) finally over!

I will post something before we move along on Friday, I swear

After I got a couple of rumors it became pretty hard to think of some considering her limited experiences, but I really really like a couple of these.

Anifaire's rumors-
1. She advanced so quickly when studying magic that she was placed in lessons with children a few years ahead of her.
2. Ever since she came of age, courtship offers have been coming in from other noble families’ sons, even after she moved to Cyrodiil, though her parents have never accepted one.
3. At the University, other students would notice her because she showed up to classes she wasn’t even signed up for, sometimes for days in a row before losing interest and finding another class.
4. She had an affair with one of her teachers at the University.
5. She once had a magical experiment go so wrong that she killed two colleagues – they disintegrated.

Just a quick reminder, get your stuff in by tomorrow. I'm going to be moving us along.

I posted.

Anifaire's rumors-
1. She advanced so quickly when studying magic that she was placed in lessons with children a few years ahead of her. - Good
2. Ever since she came of age, courtship offers have been coming in from other noble families’ sons, even after she moved to Cyrodiil, though her parents have never accepted one. - Good
3. At the University, other students would notice her because she showed up to classes she wasn’t even signed up for, sometimes for days in a row before losing interest and finding another class. - Bad
4. She had an affair with one of her teachers at the University. - Bad
5. She once had a magical experiment go so wrong that she killed two colleagues – they disintegrated. - False

I like them too!

Aaaand I decided to make rumors for both.
Mortalmo's Rumors:
1. He has had several drunken one night stands with men, mer, and beast folk alike.
2. He was prone to torturing his own disciples when they failed to bring in a target.
3. In the pursuit of heretics and traitors, entire villages would be burned at his command. The surviving population would then be slaughtered or taken in for further questioning as pertinent.
4. He had no qualms torturing women and children as necessary.
5. Dark Brotherhood assassins pursued him for decades until the organization finally collapsed.

Durantel Rumors:
1. A significant portion of his earnings from his mercenary work find their way being sent back to Alinor in the form of finely carved trinkets and baubles.
2. He has connections within the Thieves Guild.
3. He risked his life to close a gate during the Oblivion Crisis.
4. He underwent a pilgrimage to the shrine of Mehrunes Dagon and pissed on it.
5. He has a penchant for eating sweet rolls.