When no one laughs at my jokes, I do all the laughing until everyone else laughs because it's hella odd and awkward to be the only one laughing in any group you're in.

When no one laughs at my jokes, I do all the laughing until everyone else laughs because it's hella odd and awkward to be the only one laughing in any group you're in.

My brother does that.

I think your science jokes are gold tho.

When I was younger, I used to wanna be Woody/Buzz from Toy Story when I grew up.

When I was younger, I would wash my hair over the sink to avoid having to take a shower.

I like the metallic and slightly bitter taste of my blood.

I like the metallic taste that you get when you stick a car key or a spoon in your mouth.

I like the metallic taste of high quality raw beef.

I am afflicted with the "Bull in a China Shop" syndrome. I can't walk by anything without accidentally destroying something.

I have many interests that are quite widespread. Among them are anime, video games, and trashy, trashy soap operas. 😁

I am not particularly graceful at any given moment as the world feels all too small, too distant, and at the same time all too far away; I handle myself best outside of urban and close confines, having no issue traversing even loose soil or earth, let alone scree fields or woodland as it all "feels" that I may predict it. Thanks to this, it only adds to my compulsion to ensure everything is in its exact place around me, lest it be knocked over or off the table or run into it. The sole time I tend to compensate, even too much so for this lack of dexterity, is in the height of an adrenaline rush.

When I was a senior in High School, I took a course in Creative Writing and loved it! I would write these unlikely and horrific "war stories" that must have killed my English teacher because I haven't heard from her since. ;) She would often comment, "write about things that you know." My thoughts were, 'I am only, 17 and I don't know anything. What I do know, I don't want to write about and what I do want to write about, I do not know.' So, I stepped out into the world to gain some experiences in areas that I do want to know about in order to gain some experiences I could later write about. With that idea in mind, I have worked in the following careers; Infantry Officer, Police Officer, Railroad Conductor, financial planner and father. They all have had their positives and negatives. Now, let the writing begin! OK, ok, I've been writing for many years now. Let the writing continue! ;)

I used to be able to sleep for 24+ hours. I miss being able to do that..

I am working on a horror youtuber yaoi fanfiction and posted chapter one even though chapter one is honestly a bit more like an introduction to the fanfiction

I am working on a war game to use in the table top RP section. I will use a watered down version of a war game I own. The game will be a hybrid version of Risk and Diplomacy. I have a map with over 100 cities. Each city has a governor whom the RPer will have to negotiate with in the diplomacy phase. I will RP as the Governor. If the diplomacy phase fails, then the RPer must resort to armed aggression to take the city. Each city has an armed force specific to that city; they are all organized in different ways. Once a city is taken, the RPer inherits the remnants of the defending military and can spend some time rebuilding their force. The first time the player takes a city, he will essentially double his force. It will become easier to take NPC cities as the game goes on. But if a large group of players are present in one game, then the negotiations phase of play may become terrific/burdensome or overwhelming. The battles between players could become very large also. Whereas early in the game it will be Brigades (~2000 men) fighting against Brigades, the end game will pit Corps (~50,000 men) and Armies (~200,000 men) fighting against one another.

Despite having nearly lost an ear in youth, I have never worn the cone of shame and this I am proud of.

I am working on a war game to use in the table top RP section. I will use a watered down version of a war game I own. The game will be a hybrid version of Risk and Diplomacy. I have a map with over 100 cities. Each city has a governor whom the RPer will have to negotiate with in the diplomacy phase. I will RP as the Governor. If the diplomacy phase fails, then the RPer must resort to armed aggression to take the city. Each city has an armed force specific to that city; they are all organized in different ways. Once a city is taken, the RPer inherits the remnants of the defending military and can spend some time rebuilding their force. The first time the player takes a city, he will essentially double his force. It will become easier to take NPC cities as the game goes on. But if a large group of players are present in one game, then the negotiations phase of play may become terrific/burdensome or overwhelming. The battles between players could become very large also. Whereas early in the game it will be Brigades (~2000 men) fighting against Brigades, the end game will pit Corps (~50,000 men) and Armies (~200,000 men) fighting against one another.

Seems like something that belongs in the nations rp section

Seems like something that belongs in the nations RP section.

Thanks, but no thanks. You are one smart cookie. I used to play NRPs on the old forums before the crash. In an NRP, each player creates their own nation including the military units that defend her. In this Wargame, the players do not create their own military units. They begin with a brigade sized unit and a leader of their creation. As they capture cities, they are handed military units who will now fight for them. It is a heavily watered down NRP, but more of a table top game than an NRP. In fact, I inserted the diplomacy section just to make it more of a Role Play than an actual game. It is the diplomacy phase that give it that NRP appearance, but it is honestly not. There is so much less flexibility in this war game than in an NRP. If this experiment is successful, I could entertain the notion of creating an NRP based around the hybrid rules I put into play for this Wargame.

My phone screen has a giant crack in it and I don't know how it got there. One minute it was on my pillow, the next, it has a crack. No one touched it.
... Is my house haunted??

My friends like to jokingly add saurus or saur to my name because I like (and often) talk about dinosaurs.

I may be an adult, but I felt like a kid on Christmas morning when I found this (Kuro is the name I use for most other things).

Watching the modern version of the television show, "Lost in Space." So far, I like the new robot.