Oi, its me, Toji. If you know me -which I doubt- You may address me as "Chibi". The rest of you will put some respkt on my name and address me as "ChibiDaGod, The L'less King", untill proven otherwise. I'm looking to improve yours and my own "Rp Combative Ability". You all should feel honored that you are being given the chance to place a L on my flawless record. According to the records "Doc Docter" is your messiah. Meaning out of a courtesy, I will allow for him to remain at the top of he plato right under me. For the rest of you, my love is earned. A few names have been delivered upon me, ofcourse they are not better than the Doctor, but apparently they would give him a run for him money. For that, they shall also have my love and I would like to fight each one of them to test my own ability and sharpen my blades.

Worthy To Give Me An L:
Paradox
Junction
Keileon
Xavier Bloodbayne
Darth

Although all fighters all welcome. Its a new field for me, so I expect to be pleased. I must admit Im hoping for good writers, 250 words is the lowest I will accept. 250 is really small, but aye i get lazy and uninterested sometimes so I may hit you with a 250 if I just get bored. Anyone who is offended my the size of my ego can feed me grapes. That tis all

Someone take this cocky bastard out <3

I agree someone take me out, I enjoy pasta🙄. Although I’ve been graced with the presence of Doctor. Your gif is perfect for the setting, 4hrs and no contender. Maybe there is an issue in my post where it was not made clear anyone is welcome? I may need to contact Mahz.

Tbh the Arena's been mostly dead as of late. Four hours is nothing, it can take days. Just another reason why some folks, including me, have been mucking about elsewhere. Now and then you get a hit, but eeehhhh... I wouldn't count on it. If I were you I'd flat out ask some of the mentioned people if they want to fight. I'd recommend Pollen first and foremost, though I haven't seen her in a while.

Ah, very helpful. Worthy of my praise. Guess I’ll be toxic elsewhere if this is a ghost town.

*Turns Off Ego Maniac Persona*

Oof, been a while since I got to be a toxic ego whore. Gotta love the competitive atmosphere of battle rp. This post still stands, too lazy to message anyone. If they hate me enough, want to humiliate me or have a fun meaningless bout... eh maybe they will just post here instead. I could care less. Sad tho, may have been some nice heavy hitters here.

Whelp, here's hoping you find what you're after. Personally, I don't like having to write more or less than I feel like writing. When a post looks complete to me, it's complete to me. Sometimes on the odd occasion I'll even add pictures or references like a pleb.
I did learn that you know Indie, I'm currently fighting him right now. Maybe you two dudes could try to collaborate and whip up a good draw!

Eh, I can’t stand 1 para post. Shit but as I said when I’m lazy I become... hypocritical. I set low standards, 250 is like 2 paragraphs...maybe. Idk I’m not a math wiz. And pictures are nice, does not make you low tier. Makes a better atmosphere sometime. Indie would agree, true he and I are allied 10 strong years. I would say he is the rose and I the thorns. Idk what you mean by “whipping up a draw” I even googled it. I assume you mean us fight? Uninterested in Deme atm. I want enable his procrastination of doing the Lore of our own work. And if you mean us team up and fight you, no thanks. I’m not into handicap matches.

@Tojiko
It's understandable. A minimum of 250 words is a good way to sort out the quality writers worth your time, and serves to avoid undescriptive crap that necessitates asking the other dude questions that should have been answered in their post. It's the mark of someone with commitment to consistency!

And gracious no, I mean draw as in attract, draw in some business, get people interested. But it probably wouldn't work anyways. Like I said, it's a virtual graveyard here, and only mourners like myself remain, just for shits.

Tbh the Arena's been mostly dead as of late. Four hours is nothing, it can take days. Just another reason why some folks, including me, have been mucking about elsewhere. Now and then you get a hit, but eeehhhh... I wouldn't count on it. If I were you I'd flat out ask some of the mentioned people if they want to fight. I'd recommend Pollen first and foremost, though I haven't seen her in a while.

Pollen gone as far as I know, because I got a potential matched booked for her/him that'd be lit considering what I am putting on for it.

<Snipped quote by Doc Doctor>

Pollen gone as far as I know, because I got a potential matched booked for her/him that'd be lit considering what I am putting on for it.

Whelp, sure ain't nothin' like a lit matched!

Ah, very helpful. Worthy of my praise. Guess I’ll be toxic elsewhere if this is a ghost town.

*Turns Off Ego Maniac Persona*

Oof, been a while since I got to be a toxic ego whore. Gotta love the competitive atmosphere of battle rp. This post still stands, too lazy to message anyone. If they hate me enough, want to humiliate me or have a fun meaningless bout... eh maybe they will just post here instead. I could care less. Sad tho, may have been some nice heavy hitters here.

Gonna be honest with you. Anybody that carries themselves like the hottest shit and brings their ego with them to write, is going to be somebody that's completely unfun to write with. I come from a community where that's the standard, you put your ego before your writing and then you put your ego in your writing, taking any hit or even so much as not instantly killing your opponent means you lose "brag rights" or you immediately get considered shit at combat. Don't take this "I'm the best, nobody's beaten me, come get beaten!" attitude, you're not going to get any bites from anybody that writes for the sport and not the contest. Meanwhile, if you get any bites from people who write for contest, or 'competitive roleplay', well.. Mods may as well lock the thread the instant the fight goes up to preemptively shut down the flame war.

@RiDaku You realise the whole ego thing is a joke, right?

Joke or no, the effect's the same. "It's just a prank bro" hasn't saved the prank youtubers.

@RiDaku Thankyou for your support :)