I have a lot of dark stories to tell.

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So, in other words, you like Evanescence? ;)

Way too much sugar.

Some people are into public displays of affection. I'm not. I'm the guy who sees anything more than a hug or hand-holding and wants to bash them in the face with a brick. Repeatedly.

I am exceptionally influenced by music, exposure to which can change my mood and demeanor in short order. As such, I need avoid certain genres unless I wish to feel a particular way; even just overhearing them in proximity can sway me. As such, it is entirely true music can soothe the savage beast, although in the reverse it can provoke an unneeded sense of aimless hostility or anxiety, just as it can evoke blinding nostalgia or lament. My relationship with music as a result of this is particularly mixed.

I once answered the phone as Candace from West Side Sperm Bank. That tellemarketer never called back .

Oh yeah, a fact about myself now. Uhh... For no apparent reason I go long periods without visiting the spam forum. I also like cookies.

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I'm RPG's cookie queen.

Nice to meet you.

@HaleyTheRandom

There is another one I know of offhand, but it's way too dark. I wouldn't even use it myself. If I mentioned it here it would likely start a riot.

@Ruby VS is the bomb.

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I've been playing this game called Defense Grid for the sole purpose that the narrator calls me 'commander' and it makes me feel powerful.

Try the feeling of actually being in the military and commanding other humans.

It is the bomb, but I go on vacation in a week--a cruise. And we're going on it with the intent of getting wildly drunk, eating too much, and having so much sex I break. Hence the 300 at VS and few "other" stores.