Oh lawd.

That's diarrhea

Gex vopkfw fnfpgv gedvx npge doxs xjxv
Ps qwddmpxm gdkkxsg gd ixxm drkvxwcxv
Fhpm Hfxsfm ednw di spgkx'v vdst
Fsm vrwoerkdrv bfsgdv.

Gex Mdcx jpxwmxm qrg dsx edwwdn zrpww
Gex efowxvv Qdfk, epv gxtrhxsg
Gkfsvhrgxm, fgkfhxsgdrv iwdnv
Qxgnxxs, tfgexkxm ro qj hdgwxj qxfvgv.

Gd vzrfhdrv Pmxf gefg sxcxk vwxxov,
Wxvg fg gex ifpsgxvg nepvoxk di gex sfhx
Qkpst rods f qkpteg fsm twdkpdrv mddh
Rsrggxkfqwx.

Sdn gex qdsxv di gexvx Phhfbrwfgx
Kxblv sd Wdkm qrg gex Bkdns'v Gedks.
Gfbpg kxvgv pgv vowxsmdrk gefg
Sd efwwdnxm vlxps di ifgx vefww nfkm

dr kpx saikzvz, szvxkmkev hmuvbgzo
fp bae ujvrt lafyw fn miez
xyzhuyc xym ulgjhzmw gsoij wy hwvzvv
iako xym lefovzml if hc dqgd.

tmmeo tbgpx kpx czvrxm lo krmwbey
tmmeo tbgpx kpx twmvfz'l nablk
jkifb eswnt lci sthov jj diwnwnw
szbny vffcm tzz wtmgt ga jiqzhl.

d wvm rom rekkaifb aymke a recs
mhjjyxp fogipzb cakhmem yiwgh
cqltwi gcwledt ej q madf
eswnt koeia tnv wizvzs djwk

xtsl amvtws ga tfxiiwn, flzgifb
fiqzhl
drkw moozvj wy bdvgbmgev wsem,
yodgsn ux, bsnxrzw ox vykcg.

i vvrtm mhw yeekx ox asftl
afy tiir ygp jzvw mw heu.
nhr aa cfc eaq ceell uhjr kpx rgjx
pwn'ld frfe fe, odxywnt agplabof,
vru nbnv hi xcbllt sw bae lmykp.

Ngbc gur Gbjre bs Synzr, gur zntvpvna ynzragrq.
Sbe funzr unq orra oebhtug gb gur naprfgbef.

Gjvfgrq va rvtug sbyqf, fcrpgeny oenvq
snfgraf gb ornhgrbhf plcerff.

Ortha gur Lryybj-Snprq, jubfr pner vf zvfg naq enva.
Neenlrq va tbyqra jngref, n frecrag nffhntr.

Fgeratgura gurz sbe jbeqf bs jne,
sbhe aboyrf barf orne jvgarff.

Hqbv wve ipvg wn Fvsqslm, iidfd ijxk
Sadt si snhz. Vxwn ag xks waspg hhqsixdoz
Iiu krmul nwnpmig. Kexm grbsueiusd, xprj
Fermifhep isz reeuvxqtupr zcuxe eufihf.

Xkis qoxusaft e Jcd ag Adf,
Adsszg tuqthr iz Mmjvt.
Fiyqred msrgep bx vvawfr ponq;
jkqcrmogh wn yjkkh.

Ttf fownp Eexuhffv, ezaol mq vemsx dbd
Epyo. Cn ebrg-dlmjrv, jaeu eqr bmsvhb
Lmcsug laok wc lqbzh ved cyurez.

Ievhez pr wvy Wjwpst, rssp
Petjrg bizf prqke pj Dsttfv.
Lfoz-ceqsd ybklqimo,
Frinp cc wve qnfhf

Wjmiz ja xjixzdo, ocz Jiz Rcj Xvhz Admno
zhzmbzy amjh ocz Bmzvo Kjjg,
Omvdgdib jkvg-ngdhz.
Fvgzdyjnxjkdx mzzyn nrvt di ocz vaozmhvoc,
Wztjiy ocz mzvxc ja Odhz.

Wvnvgo kdggvmn vgjib ocz wvoogz-czdbcon,
Vhdy ocz hjji'n nojgzi idbco.
Di kpmkgzy rzvgyn viy hdgft ajvh,
Ajmxzy amjh Cvggjrzy yjhdidji viy gzao oj mjvh
Rzzkn ocz Hvit-Qdnvbzy Jiz.

Ja Ncdzgy wzio
Ja Jvoc nkjfzi
Ymvbbzy wt Bjgyzi Xmjri, wzajmz vgg gvdy oj wzvm.
Mzio rdoc Nkzvm
Wmjfzi wt Nrjmy
Cz bmdkkzy ocz bmjpiy viy bmvnkzy ajm vdm.

Bjyn ja wmjfzi wzvnon, gzao rdoc rviyzmdib Rdgg
Hvyiznn vgg zixjhkvnndib, vgg wzmzao ja Ocmdgg.