Speaking of kids, I was a teenager during the MySpace craze and in my early 20s I went back and read some of the notification e-mails and I could only cringe because I used to tYp3 LyK dIs. I also sent Tom a message in such format and he actually replied.
So, I’m short, as in 4’11” short. I once for a Christmas prank had a friend help me mail myself to an ex boyfriend. I got down in a big cardboard box, we cut a air hole in the side, and covered all but my head with packing peanuts. She and another friend delivered me to him, and when he opened the box, I jumped out and screamed.
For a second I was panicking because I thought he was legit having a heart attack. Thankfully not though.
I'm 5'0. On my last license I had 5'3. I went to the Hard Rock with friends and a cop is checking IDs. I handed him my license and he looks at me and says, "you ain't 5'3". We both laugh and I get my license back.