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Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Sugar and Spite
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I was never held back in school.

Due to my parents doing severely illegitimate homeschooling for my last two years of high school, I need to get my GED.
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I once slept 16 hours straight. I'd suspect I may be an undercover cat without my knowledge if not for my appalling lack of balance and agility.
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I'd suspect I may be an undercover cat without my knowledge if not for my appalling lack of balance and agility.


...That's what an undercover cat would say.

OT: I suspect @Maybee is an undercover cat without their knowledge.
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<Snipped quote by Maybee>

...That's what an undercover cat would say.

OT: I suspect @Maybee is an undercover cat without their knowledge.


Well, my title says I'm not so I can't be, right? I'M INNOCENT OFFICER! D:
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Well, my title says I'm not so I can't be, right? I'M INNOCENT OFFICER! D:


I don't know how I missed that. I am so sorry for the misunderstanding. Carry on.

OT: I no longer suspect anything is amiss.
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@ExitI think Maybee's title is fake news; a deception plan. Something just might be afoot.
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@Gunther Oh... yes. A deception. Like... drawing attention to the not undercover cat, in an effort to distract from the fact that you're not actually... retired.

OT: I do not own a magnifying glass or a silly hat.
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I retired from the US Army 17 years ago and yes, I am an old man.
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@Exit, @Dutchbag is spying on us. 😎
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I made up with my ex-boyfriend. I'm still gonna tease him over the fact that he didn't visit me the weekend after I got a bruised rib because he was buried in work.
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Men hit on me more often then women do. As a straight male, I find this very unnerving. Why do men find me more attractive than women do?
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No one but my wife hits on me anymore. Even if they were, I am so clueless, I wouldn't notice.
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If the sun is not shining on me, I feel terribly cold (up to around 72 degrees). But if the sun is shining on me I feel nice and toasty even in 34 degree weather. =)
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Both men and women hit on me. I've had some people also tell me that I make them question their sexuality too. Thanks, I think?
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I once got a dreamcatcher necklace as a Christmas present.
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Once, for my sister's birthday, my father got her a dog and didn't warn anyone. I used to enter my house from the side by going through the fence and entering through the door that led into the garage.

So one day, I arrive home from school like any other day and I open up the gate in the fence to step into my, 100% safe, backyard. Then, I nearly shit myself when I see a pitbull charging at me at full speed.

I'm not sure how I managed to reason this, but instead of running, I immediately shut the gate behind me in an effort to contain my aggressor. I was then assaulted by dirty paws and a wet tongue and lot of tail wagging.

I called my father afterwards and he freaked out thinking I freaked out and had let the dog out, but I assured him I didn't. To be fair, he picked a good one. He was actually very well behaved (I believe he had been a rescue) and besides being super excited to see a new face, was never aggressive or dangerous or generally disrespectful to the objects in the house.

Kalihi is still alive to this day, last I checked. He's now an old, tired family dog.
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In high school, I was one of about 5 people who won the "Most Artistic " superlative. :)
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I like marshmallows.
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I've met a few celebrities in the past. All of Third Eye Blind, Dustin Bates from STARSET, and a few others.
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