@ZAVAZggg So, this guy thought Jesse wasn’t serious. Without a second thought, Jesse shot Zyx in the leg. If this was someone like Teo, he would just shoot until he got his questions answers.

“Oh man.” Morty said, freaking out even more now that guns were being shot.

@ZAVAZggg Jesse was truly stumped. He couldn’t think of what action to best take next as he was an absolute deadeye who had just had all his shots dodged.

This time gave Morty a moment to speak.

“Woah.” He said to the super fast dodging “Uh, anyway, I haven’t really seen anything out of the ordinary. I mean, besides man eating sofas. So are you, like, a friend of Rick’s?” He asked, as Jesse mumbled to himself that he will just have to ask this kid’s grandad.

@Dark Cloud “Is that the human mating signal? Wubbalubbadubbdubb?” The Terminator said all this with that same stoic German accent he was known for, including wubbalubbadubbdubb.

“I have an intimate understanding of human anatomy.” It was true, though mainly to help the machines understand their enemy better “Let’s get a...hooker, wing man.” The Terminator didn’t really know exactly what Rick was talking about, or what he was in for.

@ZAVAZggg Jesse gave a frustrated sigh.

"Asshole." He turned to Morty "You're grandad better have answers then, or is he another one of these pricks that dodges bullets?"

@ZAVAZggg Jesse gave a frustrated sigh.

"Asshole." He turned to Morty "You're grandad better have answers then, or is he another one of these pricks that dodges bullets?"

@Dark Cloud Elsewhere on a street corner

"Are you a hooker?" The Terminator asked the businesswoman, before promptly being slapped. He asked another woman who was a bit younger and in less professional attire. A cloud of paper spray shrouded his face, but of course he made no reaction as she ran away.

"Where are these hookers?" He asked Rick

@Kenshi @Dark Cloud The Terminator, a war machine built for war and reprogrammed to ensure the survival of humanity, was now face to face with Jason Vorhees, the revenant killer of Crystal Lake. Faced with another cold blooded killer, the Terminator uttered but one phrase,

“Are you a hooker?”

@Dark Cloud@Kenshi The Terminator noted the fear in Rick. He was programmed to understand it as the human reaction to threats.

“Is this man a threat.” The Terminator scanned Jason over, saw the machete, and made the call himself. He raised the shotgun with one arm to Jason’s face.

“Hasta lavista.” He said, before blasting Jason’s face.

@Kenshi @Dark Cloud The Terminator’s head barely jogged at the punch that rent his flesh sheath but left the metal underneath intact. It wasn’t all gone, but the “teeth” on the side Jason hit were now showing.

The Terminator uppercut Jason and followed up with a haymaker.

The Terminator walked out of the shop, and the pedestrian crowd cheered.

“Jason vs Terminator! This is dope!”
“They gotta do more vs movies.”
“Kick his ass, Terminator!”
“Nah I’m cheering for Jason.”

Even some nearby cops thought this was a movie promo, much to the dismay of the shopkeeper.

@Kenshi The cops drew their guns on Jason when he started chainsawing people, and everyone else just started running.

The Terminator started shooting at Jason with dual handguns. The cops then aimed at the Terminator as well. They shot at Jason and the Terminator both with their glocks, but to no avail. Bullets whizzed at Jason; the cops were shooting for his head, while the Terminator was aiming for the hands and arms holding the chainsaw.