Rules: Pick one of the given choices and provide a new set of choices that continue the story/game for the next poster to pick from.

Choose the starting character:

A) A knight
B) A rogue
C) A wizard
D) A muffin

D (I had to)

D (I had to)

(Now you can continue the story and provide a new set of choices for the next poster to pick from)

(Ah, cool :D)

Choose its flavor:

A) Cheese
B) Blueberry
C) Chocolate Chip
D) Banana Walnut

C) Chocolate Chip

Choose its starting location:

A) The bakery
B) Someone's kitchen
C) The cafeteria
D) A dark basement
E) A dragon's lair
G) An office room
H) A party

E) A dragon's lair.

Choose why is it there:

A) The dragon loves baking
B) Some adventurer brought his snack along
C) It's there to slay the dragon
D) The dragon kidnapped it because it's actually the princess of all muffins
E) It and the dragon are adopted siblings and roommates
F) It is the dragon's "roommate"

C) It's there to slay the dragon

What is/are the Muffin's weapon/s?

A) Shield 'n Sword
B) Baking pan
C) Bat'leth
D) Bow 'n Arrow

B

who are they fighting?

a cookie monster
b m&m
c oreos
d ice cream

D

In order to slay the dragon, the chocolate chip muffin armed with a baking pan must defeat the Ice Cream by:

A) Devious Licks
B) Ingenious Kicks
C) Rapacious Tricks
D) Pugnacious Politicks
E) It's Ice Cream, the muffin can just walk past to face the dragon.

E

what color is the dragon

A red
b blue
c green
d yellow
e black

A

What is the muffin's strategy?

A) Disguise itself as a tasty dessert by sitting in the pan and then catch the dragon off guard
B) Bludgeon the dragon to death with the flat of the pan using its enormous strength
C) Fold the baking pan into a throwing dagger and hurl it at the dragon's weak spot
D) Defeat the dragon with spells using the pan which it knows has magical properties
E) Extinguish the dragon's life force with the ice cream it has scooped up with the pan

B

Does the Muffin succeed?

A) Yes, so much so that the dragon is bashed into a red smear that thoroughly stains the hoard it was protecting.
B) No, the dragon doesn't so much as flinch as the muffin's effort, looks down, and consumes the poor Muffin knight in one bite.
C) Sort of, the Muffin manages to seriously injure the Dragon, but the great beast then proceeds to fight back. Their battle will be legendary.
D) Before the Muffin can enact its brilliant strategy, an asteroid rockets down from the sky and destroys the dragon, its hoard, and the muffin.
E) Yes AND No, the Muffin fumbles the pan which ends up falling down onto the lower sections of the hoard. As the Muffin knight chases its trusty weapon, it stumbles over a magical scroll of Greater Polymorph, which activates at the Muffin's touch. Powerful magicks engulf the muffin knight, transforming it into a MIGHTY DRAGON! A younger, less tired, and infinitely more intimidating dragon than that which it had just come to slay!

E

What does the Muffindragon do now?

A. Team up with the dragon to learn how it's new body works and eventually redeem it through friendship.
B. Team up with the dragon to learn how it's new body works and terrorize the country together.
C. Team up with the dragon to learn how it's new body works and betray it after after learning enough to steal its hoard.
D. Fight the dragon.