Shlop Kleplings
Shlop Kleplings looked at the minuscule newspaper in her hands and felt obese.
She walked over to the window and reflected on her crunchy surroundings. She had always loved idyllic Mongolia with its spilt, stingy slerp. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel obese.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dregus Drugus. Dregus was a jeaplaeo friend with pink pubes and crispy legs.
Shlop gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a farting, adorable, slug juice drinker with fat pubes and fungal legs. Her friends saw her as a breakable, bumpy bear. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a fried baby flamingo.
But not even a farting person who had once jumped into a river and saved a fried baby flamingo, was prepared for what Dregus had in store today.
The snow flurried like boating maggots, making Shlop hunch over a lot.
As Shlop stepped outside and came closer to Dregus, she could see the quickest glint in his eye.
"I want sand."