Halo said
I was once naive enough to believe they couldn't. Then I found out my 5 foot tall friend could kick me in the face if she wanted to. They say the quiet ones are the dangerous ones, but really it's the midgets.

Dervish said

Tell me about it

Dervish said

KuroTenshi said
Also here's a 'how to not feel like an adult'See a flock of pigeons and run at them waving your arms and making nonsense sounds to make them fly away because FUCK PIGEONS!

Halo said I find that rolling down a hill like a sausage going "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" works better.

Sherlock Holmes said
How about being small enough to buy clothing and shoes from the children's department, despite the fact that you are far too old to do so. I've been the same height/size since about 4th grade.I'd say 'get on my level', but you'd nearly disappear from view.D:

KuroTenshi said
Also here's a 'how to not feel like an adult'See a flock of pigeons and run at them waving your arms and making nonsense sounds to make them fly away because FUCK PIGEONS!

genghismike said
The fuck you talking about, you're like, 19.

genghismike said
The fuck you talking about, you're like, 19.

Grif of Hearts said
*sits comfortably at five'seven*Weu for being slightly below average.

idlehands said
I would need at least three days to recover from this now. ._.

Hellis said
I am not allowed to shave my beard, becouse it confuses people who think I suddenly de-age by 5-6 years.