How Not to Feel Like an Adult

[Dervish]

Halo said
I was once naive enough to believe they couldn't. Then I found out my 5 foot tall friend could kick me in the face if she wanted to. They say the quiet ones are the dangerous ones, but really it's the midgets.

"Tell me about it."

[KuroTenshi]

Dervish said

Tell me about it

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[KuroTenshi]

Also

[KuroTenshi]

And when in doubt, team work!

[Beatrix]

I have a cousin who is taller and younger than me, so all the guys at Daytona Beach thought that I was 13 and she was 18. :/ (This being almost 7 years ago :/ )

[KuroTenshi]

Also here's a 'how to not feel like an adult'

See a flock of pigeons and run at them waving your arms and making nonsense sounds to make them fly away because FUCK PIGEONS!

[Cpt Toellner]

I grew up short as well, but I had a self-defense mechanism to become friends with the biggest people I found.

Relevant:

[idlehands]

Dervish said

[Goldmarble]

5'8" for life bruh!

[mdk]

I haven't grown an inch since fifth grade.



(I was 6'2" in fifth grade)

[Halo]

KuroTenshi said
Also here's a 'how to not feel like an adult'See a flock of pigeons and run at them waving your arms and making nonsense sounds to make them fly away because FUCK PIGEONS!

I find that rolling down a hill like a sausage going "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" works better.

[Grif of Hearts]

*sits comfortably at five'seven*

Weu for being slightly below average.

[idlehands]

Halo said I find that rolling down a hill like a sausage going "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" works better.

I would need at least three days to recover from this now.

._.

[Hellis]

I am not allowed to shave my beard, becouse it confuses people who think I suddenly de-age by 5-6 years.

[genghismike]

Sherlock Holmes said
How about being small enough to buy clothing and shoes from the children's department, despite the fact that you are far too old to do so. I've been the same height/size since about 4th grade.I'd say 'get on my level', but you'd nearly disappear from view.D:

The fuck you talking about, you're like, 19.

[genghismike]

KuroTenshi said
Also here's a 'how to not feel like an adult'See a flock of pigeons and run at them waving your arms and making nonsense sounds to make them fly away because FUCK PIGEONS!

I just flick lit cigarettes at them, then watch as the idiots try to eat it.

[StrangerDanger]

Being afraid of getting yelled at by another grown man. :\

[stark]

genghismike said
The fuck you talking about, you're like, 19.

[KuroTenshi]

genghismike said
The fuck you talking about, you're like, 19.

Hey I'm 20!

Gonna be 21 in May! :D

[Halo]

Grif of Hearts said
*sits comfortably at five'seven*Weu for being slightly below average.

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idlehands said
I would need at least three days to recover from this now. ._.

I would too, and I'm only 17. I have ze body of an old man, it's depressing.

Hellis said
I am not allowed to shave my beard, becouse it confuses people who think I suddenly de-age by 5-6 years.

Know that feel, brah. On the plus side, it makes getting served in bars much easier (for me, at least, you're probably old enough anyway). Having anything that isn't wiry scruff or feathery down makes them assume you're much older than you are.