I'm not British at all but the energy seemed to match my chaos so we're gonna go with it!
What's up? My name is Returner but you can call me Re for short! I also answer to literally every name so call me what you wish! Anything except late for the Chinese Buffet! Then we'll have problems! xP
Current member of CFAA (Chinese food addicts anonymous) and avid consumer of cherry bombs at karaoke, I find myself back on this site after some time. Who was I before? I don't know. Got knocked in the head with a frying pan Tom and Jerry style when I didn't listen to my mama. Should've listened when she said "don't touch the meatballs they're for dinner".
Been writing for longer than I can remember and female characters are my bread and butter. I've tried playing men and frankly I feel like I insult the complex psyche of men when I do. I'm not trying to do you guys injustice so I'll stick to what I know and do a damn good job of it!
I tend to stay in the realm of advanced writing and I'm a sucker for all things romance, the genre doesn't matter but if you suggest me a good supernatural plot idea we'll be best friends for life! Oh and I tend to shy away from the naughty scenes not because I have trouble writing them but because my NSFW Era was started and ended on wattpad and I intend to keep it that way. Lot of steamy shit out there that I will never admit is mine...
As for my non writing life I work as a receptionist six days a week cause I'm an undiagnosed workaholic, my leo self is turning 24 in 12 days, I'm engaged to my Aussie dream man and praying that Australia will allow me to permanently stay in the country. Lived there for six months and I want back in dammit!
So if you got an advanced plot idea to pitch or you want to chat about which horror movie killer is the hottest (there's just something about Mike Myers you know?) Hit me up in PM! Toodals poodles and have a great remainder of your weekend! And for you sorry saps where it's already Monday God speed you magnificent bastards!
What's up? My name is Returner but you can call me Re for short! I also answer to literally every name so call me what you wish! Anything except late for the Chinese Buffet! Then we'll have problems! xP
Current member of CFAA (Chinese food addicts anonymous) and avid consumer of cherry bombs at karaoke, I find myself back on this site after some time. Who was I before? I don't know. Got knocked in the head with a frying pan Tom and Jerry style when I didn't listen to my mama. Should've listened when she said "don't touch the meatballs they're for dinner".
Been writing for longer than I can remember and female characters are my bread and butter. I've tried playing men and frankly I feel like I insult the complex psyche of men when I do. I'm not trying to do you guys injustice so I'll stick to what I know and do a damn good job of it!
I tend to stay in the realm of advanced writing and I'm a sucker for all things romance, the genre doesn't matter but if you suggest me a good supernatural plot idea we'll be best friends for life! Oh and I tend to shy away from the naughty scenes not because I have trouble writing them but because my NSFW Era was started and ended on wattpad and I intend to keep it that way. Lot of steamy shit out there that I will never admit is mine...
As for my non writing life I work as a receptionist six days a week cause I'm an undiagnosed workaholic, my leo self is turning 24 in 12 days, I'm engaged to my Aussie dream man and praying that Australia will allow me to permanently stay in the country. Lived there for six months and I want back in dammit!
So if you got an advanced plot idea to pitch or you want to chat about which horror movie killer is the hottest (there's just something about Mike Myers you know?) Hit me up in PM! Toodals poodles and have a great remainder of your weekend! And for you sorry saps where it's already Monday God speed you magnificent bastards!
