Original Interest Check: Click me to die a glorious death.

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"My car!" - Over 75% of Earth's population in the roleplay.

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The Gray Chair Man said Incoming transmission from the Organization-Face...

Before you start mocking my name, I will kindly tell you to shut up.

I am the Gray Chair Man; ruler of Earth- ...*ahem*...

I am the Gray Chair Man; president of the stealthily heroic corporation known as the Organization-Face, which is also nicknamed the "O-Face!" In case you haven't known, Earth is under attack. And by our favorite heroes, out of all things! I've seen Super Mario burn my White House down, and Master Chief killed my father three times a few minutes ago! Thank God this world doesn't make any sense.

And guess what? Now the Fifth Holy Grail War is gonna take place in the United States of America! Don't you realize how boring and stupendously crazy things will get if that happens?!

Therefore, I'm here to-

-...wait, hold on a second.

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...They killed Little Mac? THOSE BASTARDS!

Alright, anyway, back to the point! I sent you this digital message device simply because it looked cool, you get to look at my awesomness, and to hear what's going on in Earth. The heroes we have all come to know and love are, for some reason, corrupt to the core, and are now destroying our world without explaining at all! You are one of the selected few to stop these crazies from wiping out our planet.

By the way, they killed the Kamen Riders. Good God.

These heroes are no longer worth trusting, and most of them are undoubtly insane! Your job is to-

KILL. ALL. HEROES.

Now move out and get to my office! Actually, my stalker employees set up portals right outside of your homes, so just hurry the f%$& up, will you?! Everything's too complicated to say in a mere paragraph in my script, so I'll explain it to you once you get here! And you really have no choice, you hear me?!?!?

-End of Message-

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WELCOME TO KILL ALL HEROES

What is Kill All Heroes?





The character cap is THREE! So make them worth it!... Or not.

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Everything's so random and complicated! I can't take it anymore!

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I don't wanna kill any heroes!

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Am I part of the Dark Side?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

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How does the flow of the "killing heroes" go, anyway?

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Is there a combat system here?

Good question. Please read the following, as this is incredibly important.

The combat is actually pretty deep; different kinds of decisions or luck-based actions must be made. There may be times where your character is to make one action with six different outcomes (from the best to the worst), and a dice will be rolled to decide their success. Other times, a direct multiple-choice action sequence may pop up, and sometimes you're just free to fight however you want. All enemy attacks will scale and reflect on both your character and their own powers, so be wise!

Main heroes are considered to be boss battles. A battle system similar to Final Fantasy's real-time battle mode will be used, so once those bosses appear, things will get crazy.

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What's wrong with you?

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Any Rules???

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I need the Character Skeleton, right?

CS Explanations said Appearance: What do you look like? This may be a description or an image. Either one is appreciated

Name: If you don't have a name, you're a really sad thing. Nicknames will ALWAYS be in parentheses even if your real name is classified.

Age: "'What did you say to that girl at twelve in the morning?' Chris Hanson asked as he took a seat next to the pedophile."

Gender: Male or Female. Saying "Both" will have you blacklisted. No, I'm being dead serious about this.

Species: Put "Human" for this one. Actually, I did it for you. Sorry if you wanted to play as a salamander.

Specialties: Now, what do you specialize in? Could be related to combat or everyday life stuff. You may only have three of these.

Weapons/Skills: What skills or weapons do you use? Skills may range from combat-related tactics to healing tricks. Weapons are what you will be using in your adventures, though you do not exactly need a weapon to fight if your combative skills are good. There may only be three Weapons/Skills. Weapons and Skills are considered to be in the same category, so be creative and don't go overboard.

Favorite Games/Shows: >:) (You may only display five of these. Media rated over 18/unrated will not be permitted, as this is a PG-13 roleplay.)

Background: Your character's backstory. You know, if you want to, you could be serious with this one, but remember that a humorous background is also permitted, cause that's the main tone this roleplay will be taking.

"What's this roleplay about?": Remember to type in "Earth"

Character Skeleton said Appearance:

Name:

Age:

Gender:

Species:

Specialties:

Abilities:

Weapons/Skills:

Favorite Games/Shows:

Background:

"What's this roleplay about?":

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The Story So Far?!



Chapter One: Big Freakin' Robots!

Texas has been overrun by a bunch of Counter-Terrorists...

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The Main Characters!

1. Edmodo, the Chevrolet Movie Theater! (NarayanK)
2. Noob, the Saibot! (NarayanK)
3. Billy Briskwalker, the Briskwalking "hu-MAN!" (rocketrobie2)
4. Friza Angelo, the Hollow Chocolate Gargoyle... Human! (Frizan)
5. Barthelus, the 7/11 Crashing Womanizer! (Amalvi)
6. Stephanie Dixon, the "Nicest Person In The World!" (Silver Carrot)
7.Ivan Yebat, the Next Eren Yaegar! (The RC Master)
8. Slajov Zizek, the Last of Philosophers! (Spacehog)
9. Man Ray, the Manliest Anthropomorphic Manta Ray! (ReaptheMusic)

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The Current Really-Bad-Good Guys (aka. The "Heroes")

ProUberGhost, the Master of de_dust (Status: Alive!)
The Kool-Aid Guy, the Master of "AWWWWWWYEAAHHHHHHH!" (Status: Alive... ._.)
Kamina, the Shining Hope! (Gurren Lagaan) (Status: Alive!)

...and more to come!

Appearance: He stands 1.75 meters (5.74 feet) and has unwashed and messy short dark brown hair that looks like he has just woken up and that a typhoon has just passed over his head. He has light brown eyes, his face is badly shaved with some hairs sticking out and he has an ectomorph complexion that makes him look like a pipsqueak even though his work makes him stay in shape. He either wears his factory uniform, a two piece blue attire with a baseball cap, or some jeans with a red t-shirt with a message that says "MROON", white sneakers and a camouflage jacket, everything cheap and shabby

Name: Barthelus

Age: 24

Gender: male

Species: Human

Specialties: driving crashing
being the most pathetic womanizer in existence, making any woman despise him on a first view
astonishing resistance to pain and injuries

Abilities: Barthelus is capable of riding ANY VEHICLE with masterful skill, be it a car, a horse, a motorcycle, a train, a zeppelin, or a giant robot but with the condition that he cannot get off the vehicle unless he crashes it so badly that it ends up destroyed beyond any use but scrap metal, of course, with an impossible explosion (yeah, horses explode too). However, neither he or other occupants get harmed in the accidents

Weapons/Skills: Besides his "driving", he is abnormally sturdy and capable of resisting pain and injuries to amusing levels, perhaps the secret of why he has survived all those accidents. As mentioned before, he has the power of resulting immediately repulsive to anyone of the opposite sex, although this might be caused for his unappealing look

Favorite Games/Shows: Kamen Rider (lol, dead) Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Gundam (let's say 0083, stardust memory) Spider man. Pokemon. INFERNO COP!

Background: Barthelus is a total freaking looser
That's pretty much what anyone would need to know, mostly because except for one incident, his life was really boring. Growing up in a big city, attending school without any interest, dropping out of Geography university because he was too lazy and he got a job as a factory worker, maneuvering heavy equipment, before the heroes outbreak began, dedicating his weekends to go to discos with cheap suit to get rejected by every single girl he tried to approach, thus having never get laid in his life, despise his sympathetic and open attitude. The "incident" that made his life interesting was the first time he entered a car, when he saw a shooting star and wished to be the best driver in existence and because of some cosmic trolling his wish was granted, the best driver for absolutely anything, but with the drawback of not being able to use the same vehicle twice.
BUT WHATEVER, world is ending right now, nobody is going to miss a car or two if he needs to use them, right?

"What's this roleplay about?": Saving Earth

i haz colored your name goldz

Anyhow, welcome to the new home of K.A.H.(N)! Now we just need a few more people to transfer their character sheets, and we'll be technically ready to go on a magical journey.

Narayank said What's wrong with you?

I crashed my dad's car. Shut up.

rocketrobie2 said After a few months one thing led to another and he ended up buying a albino tiger named frank and a briefcase full of jam and horse hooves from the black market

Frizan said some psycho with spikey blonde hair and a purple jumpsuit cracked Friza over the head with a Big Fuggin' Sword(TM) and ran off, screaming about something called a Sephiroth

RP hasn't started yet and I'm already tripping

I am so interested!

Now to think up a character...

Amalvi said
RP hasn't started yet and I'm already tripping

Get ready to start sliding.

Silver Carrot said
I am so interested!Now to think up a character...

ohyus :B

Here comes a new challenger!

Also, I'd like to point out that newcomers are welcome while the spots are open. Feel free to drop by and join our trippy roleplay!

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Name: Noob

Age: 26

Gender: Male

Species: Noob Saibot

Specialties:



"Chopping" - Noob likes to cook, but he only likes to cook his enemies. Guess what he likes to do to his food?

Abilities:



Weapons/Skills:



Favorite Games/Shows: Superman 64

Background: TBA.

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...Or at least, that's what people wanted to think.



"What's this roleplay about?": Mars Earth

So how many spots are there left open if any?

Amalvi said
RP hasn't started yet and I'm already tripping

At first I thought that said "dripping"

Something very wrong popped into my head at that moment.

Appearance:

Name: Stephanie Dixon

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Specialties: Her years before the event were spent living out a very mundane cross between 'foul bachelorette frog' and 'it's not my fault I'm not popular', so it's natural her years in front of screens have given her a very varied knowledge of heroes in all media. Just don't ask her anything about Twilight.

Weapons/Skills: Steph wields a brass-plated Walther P99, as many spare clips as she can carry, and has the skills to shoot it with reasonable accuracy.

Favorite Games/Shows: Final Fantasy, Doctor Who, James Bond, Saint's Row, Game of Thrones

Background: Staphanie was a quiet, shy, introverted, insecure girl, until shit went down. The characters from her favorite games and shows came to life, and wreaked havok on the world. Having to defend herself from her heroes (and in some cases, secret crushes) changed her. Where she previously avoided and was nervous of other people, now she was openly and shamelessly apathetic and sociopathic. She stole a gun, and used it to murder the queue for the local shooting lessons in cold blood. Now armed with the knowledge and skills as how to fire a gun, as well as owning an actual gun, and enough ammo to last a lifetime.

"...What? It's not as if all the people the heroes killed were going to miss the cash I looted from their still-warm corpses...Don't judge me.

Shut up. Let's go kill heroes!"

"What's this roleplay about?": Earth

@Silver Carrot: It's good, but your appearance's image link broke my feels. (aka. There's nothing in it)

Anyways, you're fired accepted! Adding her into the characters list. If you wish to update her, feel free to do so before the IC opens!

mizushinzui said
So how many spots are there left open if any?

There are three user spots left in total, though I might increase that later. Reasonable amount of space for killing heroes. <_<

EDIT: I found the error in your image link, Carrot. There's an "s" in front of your link. If you take it out, the actual image appears!

This looks weird, insane, and full of WTF.
COUNT ME IN.

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Appearance: He's around 5'7 and pretty scrawny. Ivan has spiky black hair, dark eyes that look almost black, and wears glasses. He's surprisingly tan despite staying indoors for most if his life due to his Filipino heritage. His main wardrobe consists of T-shirts having the logos of weird bands (What kind of band is 'The Purple Cheese Freaks from Planet Slikertonium'? The best band, that's what.) and faded jeans.

Name: Ivan Yebat

Age: 10,639,483 25

Gender: IAMSHEMAN Male

Species: Huuuumaaannnnnnn

Specialties:

-Being lost

-Creating horrible puns.

-Sleeping

-Inventing

Abilities: He's pretty dang good at creating weird and often times dangerous weapons. The only thing keeping him from creating THE ULTIMATE WEAPON is that he doesn't really give two craps about what he makes and usually says "screw this" and leaves in the middle of inventing.

Weapons/Skills: He's skilfully inventive and skilfully lazy. Ivan carries around his only completed invention: a phone that doubles as a gun. But his aim sucks and he doesn't really know how to work a gun, so you can see how useful that is.

Favorite Games/Shows:

-Every Legend of Zelda game (except for those that should never again be mentioned >_> *coughCD-icough*,

-Attack on Titan

-Bravely Default

-Minecraft

-Super Smash Bros.

Background: Imagine the most awkward, nerdy, anti-social shut-in you can think of. Okay, now quadruple that guy by a hundred. That, my friends, is Ivan. Despite being sent scholarships from the most prestigious schools and regarded as a prodigy, Ivan has never went to college, or a university, or gotten a real job. He just stays holed up in his apartment creating half assed thingy-ma-jiggers. Of course, when the heroes attacked, that all changed. After being nearly beheaded, burned, shot, and castrated (all at the same time!) by a hero that broke into his apartment, Ivan left his home for the first time in seven years. He was found by the O-Face and hired due to his inventive skill.

"What's this roleplay about?": Namek! Wait...I mean Earth!

The RC Master said
This looks weird, insane, and full of WTF.COUNT ME IN.Appearance: He's around 5'7 and pretty scrawny. Ivan has spiky black hair, dark eyes that look almost black, and wears glasses. He's surprisingly tan despite staying indoors for most if his life due to his Filipino heritage. His main wardrobe consists of T-shirts having the logos of weird bands (What kind of band is 'The Purple Cheese Freaks from Planet Slikertonium'? The best band, that's what.) and faded jeans.Name: Ivan YebatAge: 25Gender: MaleSpecies: HuuuumaaannnnnnnSpecialties:-Being lost-Creating horrible puns.-Sleeping-InventingAbilities: He's pretty dang good at creating weird and often times dangerous weapons. The only thing keeping him from creating THE ULTIMATE WEAPON is that he doesn't really give two craps about what he makes and usually says "screw this" and leaves in the middle of inventing.Weapons/Skills: He's skilfully inventive and skilfully lazy. Ivan carries around his only completed invention: a phone that doubles as a gun. But his aim sucks and he doesn't really know how to work a gun, so you can see how useful that is.Favorite Games/Shows:-Every Legend of Zelda game (except for those that should never again be mentioned >_> *coughCD-icough*,-Attack on Titan-Bravely Default-Minecraft-Super Smash Bros.Background: Imagine the most awkward, nerdy, anti-social shut-in you can think of. Okay, now quadruple that guy by a hundred. , my friends, is Ivan. Despite being sent scholarships from the most prestigious schools and regarded as a prodigy, Ivan has never went to college, or a university, or gotten a real job. He just stays holed up in his apartment creating half assed thingy-ma-jiggers. Of course, when the heroes attacked, that all changed. After being nearly beheaded, burned, shot, and castrated (all at the same time!) by a hero that broke into his apartment, Ivan left his home for the first time in seven years. He was found by the O-Face and hired due to his inventive skill."What's this roleplay about?": Namek! Wait...I mean Earth!

You're fired accepted too. I shall add Mr. Yebat to the magnificent list of characters.

Only two user spots left. I am VERY surprised to see this many people so interested in my demented idea, and I will say I love you all.

2 spotzzztstsgd.....

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I'm getting a feel of how the encounters of heroes will come up now. Time to start thinking of IC ideas! In the meantime, feel free to modify your characters! As for those of you who are simply watching just where the heck this roleplay will go to, how about you join us?

Free drugs cookies for those who do. ;)

I shalt try and transfer my sheet tomorrow. Two no THREE tired to do it now.

Appearance:

Name: Slavoj Žižek

Age: 66

Gender: Male

Species: Philosopher

Specialties:

Marxist Critique – Žižek is well versed in Orthodox Marxian literature and is able observe a situation in a way that is consistent with the fact that history is comprised of class struggles.

Psychoanalysis – An expert in 22 theoretical orientations related to human mental development; oh, while we are here let’s talk about your mother.

Abilities:

Class Consciousness – Recognizing that he is a cog in the proverbial machine called Capitalism Žižek has achieved Class Consciousness; he is entitled to rub it in your privileged face.

The “Real”– Expanding on Jacques Lacan's theories Žižek has managed to master the ultimate self-awareness technique; beware of engaging in a dialogue with him as though he can make one aware of the façade perpetuated by the system, too much exposure to his ideas causes one to spiral into a dark state where they question their own existence.

Awkwardorable-His vocal quirks juxtaposed with his unconventional body image has transformed Žižek from an odd Slovenian man into a quirky Judd Apatow-esque character; he is a pop-icon and is all the rage amongst pseudo-intellectual hipsters who converge at your local record shop.

Weapons/Skills:

Communist Literature – Žižek pockets are overflowing with works by Marx, Engels, Trotsky, Lenin, and so on. Instead of engaging an enemy in direct combat, he tosses the aforementioned books at them so perhaps they too can achieve class consciousness.

Musing – Žižek is well known for his ability to put aside unnecessary action in order to focus on philosophizing; the question is not, “How Should We Kill that Orc”, but, “Has the Military Industrial Complex Compelled that Orc (Whose Wage-Labor is an Underpriced Commodity) and to an Extent Us to Fight this Current War?”

Privilege Check – If all else fails Žižek will “Privilege Check” his opponent by using scholarly jargon to make his enemy realize that they are only beating him because they are part of the entitled parasitic class. That will make them totally ashamed…for sure.

Favorite Games/Shows:

Dune (1984): “What can be considered David Lynch’s greatest flop is uhh….paradoxically his most profound work as it at times seems to invoke the specter of Karl Marx himself when it juxtaposes the concepts of entitlement and class conflict.”

The Sound of Music (1965): “ At its core this particular selection is rather kitsch and…uh…is the pinnacle of the bygone era of so-called “musical-cinema”; I must emphasize that this aforementioned film warrants no great praise and cannot amount to much more than a guilty pleasure.”

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (2010 – Present): “What more can be written about a narrative that is able to elicit such passionate attachment time and time again? In lieu of offering some arbitrary insight into the show I will exclaim with deep respect that Noam Chomsky is and always has been more empirically wrong than any other contemporary of mine; In fact I recall him writing in length on a public messageboard that Applejack was undoubtedly the “best” member of the mane six. I was (and still am) shocked at his ignorance as he failed to…uh…take in account that as a character she is pathologically boring and so on. She is hardly even “best” background pony. Honestly, Rarity is the true paragon of the show.”

Background: A senior researcher at the Institute for Sociology and Philosophy, Žižek has reached a level where he is universally known for his communistic tendencies and hatred of everything that is Noam Chomsky. He is an icon in the field of Philosophy, Marxism, Psychoanalysis, Cinematography, and Raving. It is alleged that one can tell by the way he uses his walk, that he’s a woman's man and has no time to talk; this has yet to be confirmed.

The Proletariat in the Digital Age or What is this Roleplay about?

By: Slavoj Žižek

“To understand the current paradigm, ‘what does this, the Roleplay, mean,’ one essentially has to peel back the proverbial veneer erected by the cynical cultural critics of past generations (Baudrillard, Virilio, and so on) regarding cyberspace in order to focus less on the effects of supposed proto-psychotic immersion and more on its ability to combat disidentification; thus harkening back to Lacan’s concept of “the Real”. It is ostensibly clear that pure presuppositions have encroached into the definition of the… uh… “social” existence… and so on…Earth…and so on…”

Somebody give Spacehog a medal

I fixed the image. I had to save it and then run it through imgur to get a new url, but I fixed it.

Spacehog said
Applejack was undoubtedly the “best” member of the mane six. I was (and still am) shocked at his ignorance as he failed to…uh…take in account that as a character she is pathologically boring and so on. She is hardly even “best” background pony

you take that back

Applejack is an awesome character.

But yeah, Rarity's the best.

Appearance: He has neat combed over brown hair, stands at 5'7 feet and has a fairly skinny build and usually wears a white dress shirt with a brown tie and black dress pants. He has Caucasian skin and salon quality hair. Did I mention his hair before? Just in case he has great hair. His pet tiger, Frank, looks like a white furred tiger except for his paws which are naturally coved with 'kool aid'.

Name: Billy Briskwalker.

Age:32

Gender:MAN.

Species:hu-MAN

Specialties: he's good at sudoku and finding car keys.

Abilities: brisk walking infinitely until he needs to eat.

Weapons/Skills: -A brief case full of jam and horse hooves from the black market
-he can head butt very hard
-he has a pet albino tiger named frank.

Favorite Games/Shows: spoungebob square pants, Johnny bravo, Batman, littleBigPlanet, spider ham.

Background: Billy was just your avrege man. He had a house, a job, a car and enough money to get by. Then one day while driving to work he was hit by a laser from space and gained the power of brisk walking. He then began to brisk walk to work which constantly made him almost late but he enjoyed the exercise. After a few months one thing led to another and he ended up buying a albino tiger named frank and a briefcase full of jam and horse hooves from the black market. He then began to ride frank to work then spend all day eating small bits of Jam and hooves out of his briefcase. He got fired. Now he got a message from O-face and now he's off on the most stupendous of adventures.

"What's this roleplay about?": Earth.