[OOC] Comedy Coup Kingdom

[PixiePudding]

@Swagmeister@sakurasan@Lowkey123@bourgeoisie@pripovednik

Ok proper thread now - post character designs drafts in the OOC now

[Swagmeister]

I'm gonna be going for a thief/acrobatics based character, in case anyone wants to know.

[PixiePudding]

Some NPC drafts coming along

Name: King ...(Undecided)

Social class: The highest class, you idiot

Job: Not even going even going to dignify that with an answer

Appearance: tanned (pale), with flowing locks

My Hider

(shaggy dishwater blond)

and a towering individual at 6 ft 7

My Hider

(possibly 6ft in heels)

and handsome man of a dignified lineage

My Hider

( his family were clearly Hapsburg'ing it (inbreeding) like the ancient Egyptians and it SHOWS)

Reason for participating in the coup: wait what?

Personality: Kind, humble, diligent and intelligent -

My Hider

(let's be honest, if he was any of these things, this wouldn't be a thing)

Age: 35
Extra info: His father was a pretty legit ruler and the kingdom was not IMPROVING but it was certainly stable and the monarchy was seen as a legitimate success story with no real widespread rebellions or financial breakdowns. All was well. But The previous King died and took the kingdom's wellbeing with it. It is under siege not by another country or rebellion but by a man who actively spends money the country doesn't have, picks fights with nieghbouring countries and is spewing more illegitimate children than broken fountain without a single true heir to be found because he's actual wife is , in his words, far too old at 30. He needs to go by any means necessary.

[Bourgeoisie]

How much is this gonna resemble a fiasco game?

[Pripovednik]

I will be a merchant salesman with a dirty past, he stepped in a steamy turd five minutes ago.

[PixiePudding]

I dont know how fiasco is played...it could very be, maybe? @Bourgeoisie

[Bourgeoisie]

I dont know how fiasco is played...it could very be, maybe? @Bourgeoisie

@PixiePudding

Fiasco is a dice-less role playing game where the players act out deteriorating scenarios that usually end in really bad things happening to the characters.

[Bourgeoisie]

Name:Ian Leonardo Alan Virgilio Martelli
Social Class: Ah, Class? Why yes I do have a lot of class thank you for asking.
Occupation: I am a leader of a company of adventure, the Lion's Hammer! (Condotierre/mercenary)
Appearance: Tan and swarthy of skin, I stand tall (5'6") and proud, my fine aquiline nose giving me a most distinguished profile.

My Hider

Reason for participating: The snob of a king did not invite me to attend a party at his palace, me! Oh the shame he has placed on me and my own! (THe king didn't give him a contract) And I can't well return home empty handed, or without paying my fair companions! (He's broke and in debt and needs to pay his ten soldiers that haven't deserted and become bandits.)
Personality: Brave (Cowardly), Honest (Pathological liar), and humble (Vain)
Age: 30

[PixiePudding]

@BourgeoisieThen pretty fiasco like :)

[banjoanjo]

planning on doing a grizzled tavern keeper character, if there's still room for more

[Pripovednik]

Working on it, get off my back already!?

Name: Brontus Baggs

Gender: Male

Appearance: F A T spells huge ass motherfucker.

Personality: F A T...no wait, Erm. Loud mouth softy pie.

Someone say pie?

Skills: Particular set.

Notes: he will find you.

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And sit on you.

[PixiePudding]

@banjoanjo
Theres always room for more. I think ill start posting more npcs and get this showon the road

[banjoanjo]

Name: Bertrand Danton
Social class: The middlest of the Middle Class
Job: Tavern Keeper
Age: 32
Appearance: Big enough to kick your ass out of his tavern, drag you back in, and make you mop up the drink you spilled.
Reason for participating in the coup: Have you seen this economy?
Personality: Does not put up with anyone's shit. Would be the perfect straight-man if it weren't for his incredible stinginess. Would probably sell his party for some decent lodging on this idiotic quest.
Extra info: Originally wanted to leave the kingdom for a apothecary apprenticeship, but was forced to inherit The Bloated Pony after all his brothers died in the numerous petty wars started by the king. It's been 17 years now, since he was shackled to this rundown tavern.

[PixiePudding]

Hey guys. I havent been as active as i was initially hoping because my grades literally went down the toilet suddenly. Sorry about this but i have to put my on hold til around july so its after exam session. Your free to do as you please or even take up the story without me until i sort my shit out.

[banjoanjo]

Sounds rough, good luck with your exams!