Ban the Person above you

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned for assuming I have a job.

[Publius]

Banned for lollygagging and slander.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned for gagging on a lollipop.

[Vashonn]

Banned for gagging lolis with slanderous intent.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned.

Banned!

YOU'RE ALL BANNED!

BECAUSE I DO NOT SLANDER!

[Vashonn]

Banned for slanderous banning.

_{Please don't hurt me}

[CollectorOfMyst]

_{^{Baaaaaaannnneeeeedddd....}}

[Foster]

Banned for using non-standard text sizes, forcing us blind folk to squint.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned for not realising you can use the 'view raw' link at the top right of every comment.

_{^{If you're reading this, you're squinting, or you figured it out.}}

[Foster]

_{Banned because that's cheating} XD

[SleepingSilence]

Banned for breaking the one rule! >:I

No one is allowing to enjoy themselves on the internet. :I

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned for using text faces.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Banned for calling them text faces, and not emoticons which is their only true name.

[Foster]

Banned because smilies have feelings too.

Banned for breaking the one rule! >:I

No one is allowing to enjoy themselves on the internet. :I

@SleepingSilence

I can help you break it together.

[Vashonn]

Banned for attempting to aid another.

[SleepingSilence]

Banned for attempting to aid me in banning. It's my job. :I

[Foster]

Banned for failure to ban me.

>Gets banished with next post

[SleepingSilence]

Banned because at this rate, I'm expecting all the only good natured people to be gone at this point.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned because while it sounds narcissistic, I am good-natured!

[Carlyle]

Banned for the fact I can't remember you as good-natured because I have forgotten who exactly you are.