Ban the Person above you

[0 Azzy 0]

Banned, just banned.

[Sewer Rat]

Banned for looking in my profile.

[0 Azzy 0]

Banned for committing the same crimes you ban others for.

[Snipermoose]

Banned for drinking coffee when you're supposed to be stopping the moon from falling on us.

[0 Azzy 0]

Banned for failing to differentiate coffee from cocoa.

[Foster]

Banned because we shall claim it can be both.

Stop drinking Schroedinger's coffee.

[Sewer Rat]

Banned for being ninjaes

[0 Azzy 0]

Banned for hating on peasants.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned, Peasant.

[0 Azzy 0]

Banned, ditto.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned for calling me a pokemon.

[0 Azzy 0]

Banned for taking the wrong meaning.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned because I didn't take the wrong meaning, I was just looking for an excuse to ban you.

[Carlyle]

Banned for not having your neon pink avatar.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned because that was only ever meant to be a temporary thing. Additionally, banned for looking at my profile.

[Carlyle]

Banned for the only thing temporary is pain.
Also banned for not realizing I am the all-seeing eye.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned for not seeing what I'm doing in your general direction right now.

[Carlyle]

Banned because I have free pizza which is currently occupying the all-seeing eye I spoke of.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned for not sharing your free pizza.

[Carlyle]

Banned for saying I have to share my pizza. Plus I already doused it in hot sauce as per Poi special.