Ban the Person above you

[ALonelyParrot]

@Otaku95 Banned because I stuffed the cracker into your face.
@CollectorOfMyst Banned because I ninja'd you by stuffing a cracker into your face.

[Carlyle]

Banned because my taste buds are absolutely gone due to this flu and everything tastes weird.

[ALonelyParrot]

Banned to your bed because you need more sleep.

[Carlyle]

Banned because I've actually been going to bed way earlier than I usually do and waking up way earlier than normal for me. While having this flu sucks, it at least did something right for me by fixing my sleeping schedule.

[ALonelyParrot]

Banned because you gave too good of a reason to counter my previous ban.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Banned because you will be named Polly and you will eat the cracker.

[ALonelyParrot]

Banned for using that ban reason more than once.

[Briza]

Banned for putting a cap on bans!

[ALonelyParrot]

Banned for banning ban caps.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Banned for repeating words.

[ALonelyParrot]

Banned because the repetition of repeating words is a repeatedly good thing to do in repetitious situations. Repeat that to me or do I need to repeat myself? (No need to repeat those terrible repetitive words.)

[Carlyle]

Banned for repeating words.

[Briza]

Banned because repetition is necessary.

[Mariana Collie]

-Banned because becoming a more experienced blue eclectus both destroys yet totally subverts the notion that being a slightly experienced blue budgie is shameful

tl;dr u made me look bad-

Banned for showing me the true power of a ninja

[Jurassic Weeb]

Banned for putting a child through a drug trip.

[ALonelyParrot]

Banned because I can't make a comment on that.

[Foster]

Banned because I can.

[Scarescrow]

Banned because Check and Balance of Power must remain constant.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Banned for the social studies lesson.

[Mariana Collie]

Banned because banning Otaku95 is now required by law:
http://www.latlmes.com/culture/otakus-banned-from-online-forums-1