Ban the Person above you

[SleepingSilence]

Banned for being unoriginal.

[Duthguy]

Banned because tomorrow is my mother's birthday.

[SunsetRoses]

Banned because that doesn't make any sense. (I hope she has a good birthday.)

[ClocktowerEchos]

Banned because Deus Vult

[Shorticus]

Banned for propagating religious violence.

[SunsetRoses]

Banned for stealing the Lucky Charms

[AlteredTundra]

Banned because you didn't say it right. It's supposed to be "You stole me Lucky Charms."

[Cyndyr]

Banned for having more 1x1 Roleplays than me.

[SunsetRoses]

Banned for oppression. (I don't have any 1x1 roleplays)

[VarionusNW]

Banned for caring about the number of 1x1 roleplays someone has.

[Cyndyr]

Banned for being cancer.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Banned for be an oldfuck

[VarionusNW]

Banned for terrible grammar.

[Fabricant451]

Banned for not actually being my favorite oldfuck, patriarchal or otherwise

[VarionusNW]

Banned for believing that it is your choice. I am your favorite, like it or not.

[Little Bill]

Banned for bumping this thread above mine.

[VarionusNW]

Banned for making wonderful threads (for a newfuck)

[ClocktowerEchos]

Banned for terrible grammar.

@VarionusNW

Banned for being inconsiderate of my life, opportunities, background, history, education, sexuality, wisdom, dimorphism, mitosis, second fashion, goals, relationships, famary, nationality, fake nationality, professional work carrier, choice of condiments, and attack helicopters.

tl;dr

[Cyndyr]

Banned for sounding like an SJW.

[RWDS]

Banned cause the Tumblr Police said so.