Ban the Person above you

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Banned for having a name that starts with “S”

[Kalleth]

Banned for not having a long enough name.

[Shu]

Banned because you have 999 posts.

[Kalleth]

Banned because I just cracked a thousand.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Banned for tying your shoes incorrectly.

[Kalleth]

Banned for excess horniness.

[Kalleth]

Banned for excess horniness.

Edit: shoddy connection led to double-post. oops.

[CassyK]

Banned because of your inferior internet connection

[Kalleth]

Banned for literally the most unimaginative ban possible.

[Shu]

Banned because you banned yourself for excess horniness.

[Kalleth]

Banned for being absolutely correct in an infuriatingly hilarious manner.

[Shu]

Banned for letting my ban get you in your fee-fees.

[Kalleth]

Banned for presuming that anything doesn't get me in my "fee-fees."

[Dark Cloud]

Banned for having too magnificent of a goatee than anyone I've ever met.

[Shu]

Banned for still marveling at that spaghetti.

[Dark Cloud]

Banned for being a member of the imperial legions Soviet Union sect.

[Shu]

Banned for speaking out against a space Soviet.

[Dark Cloud]

Banned for having nyet to ban all the other rebel scum.

[Shu]

Banned because lame.

[Dark Cloud]

Banned because it true.