[OOC] Knights of Melarus

[Maxx]

@Phase Transit Everything is good about the sheet, but the mount has caused some hot debate over my co-gms and I. As it is, the creature is a little OP. The smoke thing is a little sketchy, as having a giant wolf-thing that can turn into smoke is kinda broken. Also, mind tongue needs to go. By itself, it's fine, but this is a giant smoke creature that can run on walls and regenerate. If you fix the creature some, then it's okay.

@NosuchthingLooks good to me. Accepted.

EDIT: I have closed off submissions to people who have not yet expressed interest. If you have a sheet in the works, keep making it. If not, then you'll have to wait.

[Spoopy Scary]

While the opening post is being made, here's a little game for everyone to enjoy in the meantime - a GM in another roleplay did this, and it was a lot of fun:

Let's assume that everyone's characters have already met once before. Through the perspective of your character, what do they think of the others?

[Maxx]

Pietro:

Karkadin: Doraks are fucking weird. They don't even use swords! Damn barbarians...

Theresa: Nice sword. Let's bang.

Kane: That poor people armor must chafe.

Wizzlebee: I'm pretty sure all of this is your fault.

Ben: OH HOLY F*CK! RUN AWAY!

Arya : Let's bang.

Shux: Now you are my kinda guy! I can kill people and you can sing of my exploits!

Kathleen: I've never banged a girl with wings before. Sounds like fun!

Royce: He doesn't look THAT strong...

Vyri: Let's b-actually, let's not.

Anna: Let's ban-GAH! *has all of the water inside of him squeezed*

[Nosuchthing]

Pietro:

Vyri: Let's b-actually, let's not.

@Maxx

Yeah, Vyri can't even look at herself in the mirror anymore, lets just not go there XD

[SepticGentleman]

Yeah sure here ya go.

Theresa's thoughts

Pietro Machelli - "I've heard of him, yeah. Who hasn't? But I'm gonna pretend I haven't, just to piss him off."

Anna Strauss - "Magic folk always confuse me. She doesn't seem like my sort of company anyway."

Karkadin Gatoa - "The dorak have always looked like fun people to rummage with. If I ever go to their desert, it'd be fun to have him show us around."

Wizzlebee de LaShtüp - "I haven't met many gnomes. But even then, this one looks... odd, to me."

Kane Bounevialle - "He's... I don't know."

Benedict Kaspin - "Eight long years. I don't think I could ask for a better friend. I just... I hope he's okay. With me and, more importantly, with himself."

Arya Briarwood - "If she touches my sword I'll fuckin' strangle her."

Shux Nide - "I've met satyr bards before, oh yes. They always make the nights in the taverns enjoyable. Wonder if there's any songs he doesn't know?"

Kathleen Wallis - "I've never met a Valkyrie, but I'd like to. I just have to show her I've no ill intent, I suppose."

Royce Agathon - "He's a knight, but he looks an awful lot like a brigand. Looks can deceive, though. I know that well enough."

Vyri Underfoot - "She looks like... she could really use a good meal."

Karkadin's thoughts

Pietro Machelli - "I don't like how he talks."

Anna Strauss - "She's... there?"

Theresa ot an Bol'hjar - "Something tells me she could kill a great many things in Dorakis. She should go there someday."

Wizzlebee de LaShtüp - "Very short. I've seen grubs bigger than him."

Kane Bounevialle - "I don't know much about knights. But he seems strong, and capable. That's always good."

Benedict Kaspin - "Many things in Dorakis would fall beneath him. He could be a great figure among my people."

Arya Briarwood - "There is no metal in Dorakis. None that we see, at least. I wonder how she would fare amidst the sands."

Shux Nide - "Musicians are always liked by we doraki. I wonder if we might play together, though I would not compare to him in skill."

Kathleen Wallis - "I've no trust for those with wings. Scourge of many a dorak. But I'll... accept her presence, for now."

Royce Agathon - "Looks to me a good fighter. Heavy. He could fight in the sands, I bet."

Vyri Underfoot - "She must eat, but I've nothing to give her. No one outside of Dorakis enjoys our food."

[Maxx]

IC IS UP FUCKERS.

Anna's thoughts

Pietro: "I swear to God if he tries to hit on me one more time I'm going to kill that greedy selfish lecherous son of a bitch."

Theresa: "She doesn't talk much. I can respect that. She seems quite capable as well. Perhaps we could be friends."

Karkadin: "I've always wanted to meet a Dorak. I'd really like to know what's in those bombs of his. Perhaps I could improve upon them."

Kane: "He's...wow. He's, um, uh, he's...Damn. Am I blushing? Oh god I'm blushing!"

Wizzlebee: "I haven't heard many good things about necromancer, but something tells me Wizzlebee is different from some others. There is a lot that I could learn from him. Perhaps I could become an apprentice of sorts to him later down the line."

Benedict: "He's intimidating, certainly. Dumb as a brick, but he could probably swallow me whole. He's fairly quiet, though, so I can tolerate his presence. Maybe I can get him to eat Pietro for me."

Arya: "We've been travelling together for a while. She's fairly skilled and intelligent, but she doesn't act like she knows what she's doing. I hope we can rely on her when things get tough."

Shux: "I've dealt with Satyrs enough to tolerate his silliness. I'm still not a big fan of his general attitude. His magic needs work, too."

Kathleen: "I swear to god if she tries talking to me about the weather one more time..."

Royce: "He's a knight? Looks more like a barbarian to me. He's good-natured enough, though. Plus, he might be close to K-k-kane, so I don't want to be mean to him. *looks over at Kane and smiles*."

Vyri Underfoot: "That ring reeks of aether. I absolutely must speak to that phantom sorcerer of hers sometime. He must have so many ancient secrets! Oh, and the girl exists too. I might actually remember her from somewhere on campus. Where do I know her face from..."

[Zorogami]

Sure, sounds like a fun thing to do:

Pietro: You do have style, and holding your liquor seems to be little trouble. Bartender, another round!

Anna: Hmm, you better learn your place quick little one, until then, get out of my way

Theresa: Now you are someone I could write a song about, fair lady

Karkadin: Poor lad, I guess not everyone can be born with good looks...shame

Wizzleebee: Wonder how many months, no wait, days, this guy has left

Kane: Oh, so you are the hero of this little group...how very exciting...*yawn*

Benedict: (behind his back) That lizard guy and Karkadin look like they escaped from some weird circus, don't you think?

Arya: There is another one of your kind? Where do you keep popping up from? Sheeeesh

Kathleen: A Valkyrie huh? At least you should turn out to be somewhat interesting for a change...

Royce: Seen plenty guys of your type at court...*sigh*...next?

Vyri: Yeah you, my cup is empty, how about some more wine? Pronto

[SepticGentleman]

IC IS UP FUCKERS.

@Maxx

YOU SHITLORD I WASN'T READY. NOW I GOTTA POWER THE MAIN THRUSTERS.

[Maxx]

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YOU SHITLORD I WASN'T READY. NOW I GOTTA POWER THE MAIN THRUSTERS.

@SepticGentleman

RUN THE HEDGEHOG! TICKLE THE ASMODEUS! FELLATE THE PEACH TREE!

[Zorogami]

@MaxxDo you need me to start off Shux in some specific way or place? Or can I go ahead and come up with whatever?

[Maxx]

@MaxxDo you need me to start off Shux in some specific way or place? Or can I go ahead and come up with whatever?

@Zorogami

Do whatever you want. Nobody needs to start in any special place, though I gave a few suggestions.

[Zorogami]

@MaxxAlright, thanks. I'll probably have him wandering the streets since the local commotion lead to his performance being cancelled. He might stop for a drink somewhere...

[Damiann47]

Here is my little thought experiment submission for Kathleen.

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Pietro: "For a really shallow noble at least his skills with a sword aren't faked, still don't like him."

Anna: "She definitely won't make a good traveling partner, but she seems nice enough if not a little arrogant."

Theresa: "She's essentially a fellow traveler just we make a living in different ways. Yeah I think we'll get along."

Karkadin: "Honestly I know nothing about Doraks so... yeah."

Wizzlebee: "Huh, a gnomeish noble. Cool."

Kane: "A human knight, with the wights running all over he's going to be pretty busy."

Benedict: "I can sympathize as a non-human myself, but the difference being I can easily pass as one."

Ayra: "Well, she's an anti-social Fairfolk. Yeah."

Shux: "Of course its nothing to do with how's he's a Satyr, just somehow I don't completely trust him. Don't know why."

Royce: "Another human knight who's going to have his hands full of undead problems."

Vyri: "A poor girl who's been caught up in something way too big, wonder what's it like to have the ghost of a sage following me around?"

[Phase Transit]

@Phase Transit Everything is good about the sheet, but the mount has caused some hot debate over my co-gms and I. As it is, the creature is a little OP. The smoke thing is a little sketchy, as having a giant wolf-thing that can turn into smoke is kinda broken. Also, mind tongue needs to go. By itself, it's fine, but this is a giant smoke creature that can run on walls and regenerate. If you fix the creature some, then it's okay.

@NosuchthingLooks good to me. Accepted.

EDIT: I have closed off submissions to people who have not yet expressed interest. If you have a sheet in the works, keep making it. If not, then you'll have to wait.

@Maxx

Darn my totally not blatant op mount got figured out.

Well what I really want to keep is thatind tongue. If I was to keep that, what would you want me to take off?

[Maxx]

@Phase Transit To be completely honest with you, I would really just prefer that you remove the mind tongue. I really don't want any creatures to be able to mentally manipulate any other creatures.

[boomlover]

@Maxx ah cripes im too late aren't i ?

[Phase Transit]

@Phase Transit To be completely honest with you, I would really just prefer that you remove the mind tongue. I really don't want any creatures to be able to mentally manipulate any other creatures.

@Maxx

Eh fair enough. Would you be willing to accept just regular old toxin? If I remove the smoke form thing, could I retain that shapeshifting thingamajig?

[Damiann47]

Well, for my first post I wanted to write more but there just wasn't anything else I could think of without throwing in lots of unnecessary fluff. Oh well.

[JunkMail]

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Eh fair enough. Would you be willing to accept just regular old toxin? If I remove the smoke form thing, could I retain that shapeshifting thingamajig?

@Phase Transit

If I had a say, I'd think it has more than enough going for it with both dropped, considering that it's a mount and not a character.

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Pietro: You'd stick yer dick in 'very hole in a chain-link fence. You sick fuck.

Anna: Let the adults do tha work. Learn 'hen the job's almost done. Or die. Makes no difference to me.

Theresa: You already know that I'd fight a tidal wave ta keep you safe, my friend.

Karkadin: I've seen worse. You'll 'ave to teach me some of yer recipes.

Wizzleebee: You smell of the dead.

Kane: (Spits on the ground in front of him after being ordered to do anything.)

Shux: I can 'ear you, Silvertongue. Lets see if ya can convince me not ta rip yer spine out yer ass and use it as a back scratcher.

Arya: If you dont shut the fuck up I'll kill you myself.

Kathleen: Take to the skies, and get struck by lightning while yer there.

Royce: I've eaten more intimidatin' prey.

Vyri: There is a darkness in ye, little one. My curse feels it, from the core of me soul.

[Maxx]

EDIT: Darn. Junkmail switched his post to non-toxic ink. I agree with him, however. This thing is a mount, not a character. Let's keep its powers a little on the down-low.