@Silver FoxI am so much worse sometimes. XD
Like... Let me tell ya
Deeeerrrry.
My Skype consist of Parody post of way too many things. Like. The Crocodile I brought into FF9 is literally an inside joke between me an Lev.
One night we were really tired, and did an rp on Google Dox, so story format. And we were reaaaally fucking tired.
And then he had Chauncey described as a Waterlogged Sausage. And Cas lost his shit at it. "Connor! What the hell are you feeding this poor animal!?" And he literally just throws it these big ass impossibly sized burgers.
"How does that football move...? This blimp... This... Fucking Sausage puff..." And it gets worse.
And it was the Celebrate Cas settling into this Academy. And then he saw Chauncey, this pet Crocodile. And Lev typed in- and I quote
"Chauncey looked up to Cassius with hopeful fat eyes, in hopes of getting affection and a slice of cake."
"NO! No cake for you! Diet! Now!" Cassius snapped.
I was literally crying from how hard I was laughing. Everything was so serious, and then you have this jarring Crocodile who is all nice. But fucking over fed for no reason, and than Connor was like. "I think he is just eating away his feelings."
And Cassius is like "WHAT!?" Just baffled at the bullshit he was hearing.
And in another Rp. Hitori dared to ask the question of how Cassius and Maria ended up with the Obese Crocodile. It is just a feral one. Like not even Anthropomorphic. Maria's response was "I don't remember exactly, I think one night it came to the village begging for scraps. It just stayed every since."
And Cassius used it as a mount, like a steed. It would float using gravity magic, so that was how it got around.
But it wanted snacks at all times, so Maria basically put a Twinkie at the end of a stick, and gave it to Cassius to use so the Chauncey would move to it. And it just followed the sweets. And Since Cassius was utility based there to, he threw sweets at enemies just for Chauncey to attack then for the treats. I was actually planning to have Baku throw a pastry at Beatrix on the ship, just for the Crocodile to slam her off the ship.
Buuuuut. "Well.... Karn technically did knock it back with enough hits, and Wylde was dueling Beatrix, so that bomb hitting her off with it's weight and momentum would make more sense. Else it would be a comedy skit."