What happened to Spam?

[Brand]

I remember my first foray into spam I was tag teamed by Turt and Elendra. Not that it was really a hazing though if I didn't become a 'member'. I like to think of myself as that classmate who only shows up to the ten year reunions and is never heard from in the time between.

[Brand]

Also, the Asians are ruining the front page, better get on that @Hank