The Ninth Grade Blues

[Joegreenbeen]

Warning Lame Teenager Drama Below!

So, let's see where to begin... There's this girl that I've liked since sixth grade, lets call her Jane. And then there's this friend that I haven't seen since fifth grade (Let's call him John.) and it's been like nothings changed and we're pretty tight. So it turns out that John likes Jane, which isn't a problem. Something like that has happened before with a closer friend and we're just fine. Anyways it turns out that Jane likes my friend back. I'm a little bummed out but, I'm okay. I don't even want to have a relationship while I'm in high school, so I tell Jane's friends that John likes her too. So,Jane, John, me, and some other friends start a group chat now that school is over so we can stay in contact. John proposes to the group that we go out to get ice cream, one friend declines and Jane is very eager to go. (I don't go out on Sundays so I was going to have to decline to going today anyways.) Anyways, John texts me and says that he wants to go out and get ice cream with friends later, but Jane texted him asking to get ice cream one on one. I'm not mad at John, just a little bummed out.

Tl;Dr My friend and my crush are going to start dating and I'm a little down in the dumps.

Sorry if that's just rambling, I just wanted to get that off my chest and don't want to read through it.

[The Nexerus]

Tl;Dr My friend and my crush are going to start dating and I'm a little down in the dumps.

@Joegreenbeen

Challenge your friend to a duel for your crush's hand.

[Awson]

I don't even want to have a relationship while I'm in high school

I don't believe you.

I don't go out on Sundays

Are you a lizard?

[Frettzo]

@Joegreenbeen, it's normal to feel down when that kinda thing happens. It happened to me when I was in High School too. Best course of action is to just shrug it off and keep going.

[Vilageidiotx]

holy fuck ur really young, I didn't know they made people so young anymore

[VarionusNW]

Similar situation just happened to me, except you are much younger. Don't worry about it, and move on with your life. You're only in the 9th grade, don't worry about relationships for at least another 2-3 years, as they are bound to fail at your current age.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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Challenge your friend to a duel for your crush's hand.

@The Nexerus

I second this motion.

[Joegreenbeen]

Thanks for the support. Hopefully I didn't sound like those Youtube comments you see on songs; Where some people my age say they'll cry to the song because they lost the love of their life or something like that.

Are you a lizard?

@Awson

Nope, just religious.

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Challenge your friend to a duel for your crush's hand.

@The Nexerus

What weapon should I use? I'm pretty proficient with toy light sabers.

[The Nexerus]

What weapon should I use? I'm pretty proficient with toy light sabers.

@Joegreenbeen

Challenge him to a lightsaber duel.

[Vilageidiotx]

Jeez, what religion doesn't go out on Sundays? Lizards?

[Awson]

Jeez, what religion doesn't go out on Sundays? Lizards?

@Vilageidiotx

That's the hardest anyone on Spam has made me laugh in awhile.

[The Survivor]

@Vilageidiotx Right? I'm nearly 17 and a senior this fall and I popped out my mom's vagina, like, last week!

@Joegreenbeen On a more serious note, things happen. Seeing that it's a just after middle school and just before high school relationship I would be surprised if it lasted more than 5 minutes. When they inevitably break apart, tell her how you feel. And if they don't or if it doesn't happen for a while, just keep doing you baby! There are plenty of chicks out there.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

My recommendation is wait till you're 21 and then go to a con and kiss a cute goth boy.

Worked for me.

[Awson]

Tell me more.

[The Survivor]

@Raxacoricofallapatorius And until then just rub one out.

[Vilageidiotx]

My recommendation is wait till you're 21 and then go to a con and kiss a cute goth boy.

Worked for me.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

Sounds like you plan on setting up a booth.

[KnightShade]

@Vilageidiotx Right? I'm nearly 17 and a senior this fall and I popped out my mom's vagina, like, last week!

@The Survivor

@Raxacoricofallapatorius And until then just rub one out.

@The Survivor

I think you should put more consideration into the mental images you're mixing together in one thread :/

What weapon should I use? I'm pretty proficient with toy light sabers.

@Joegreenbeen

Call him out for the traitor he is

[Joegreenbeen]

So, do I use my ultimate force FX lighsaber or one of the pvc ones where I can have thirteen different blades?

[Dinh AaronMk]

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Challenge him to a lightsaber duel.

@The Nexerus

I would have personally recommended double-loaded canister from thirty yards, but that works I guess.

[Fabricant451]

Degrassi has told me the best way to handle this is to steal your crush away from your friend and then act innocent when caught and everything will work out and someone might wind up getting into a car accident and that will be the new story arc for a while before the sports team has drugs which is a two parter.