*Remains completely still*

[Mimic]

While the mimic remains motionless, it is indistinguishable from an ordinary object.

I like that thing that this thing is in, among other things on the spectrum of all that is something or other.

...

...

...

Dungeons and Dragons, I like Dungeons and Dragons.

A mimic is a monster that...

You know what, never mind.

Hi.

[wolf paws]

removed

[MushyKetchup]

Oh.

Oh, look. A perfectly ordinary object that definitely isn't a mimic. Hello. Welcome to Roleplayer Guild, thingy. How are you liking our corner of the Internet so far?

MK

[POOHEAD189]

Welcome, good sir treasure chest. I don't know how you're speaking, though. @Mimic

[ClocktowerEchos]

*throws lloyd talisman*

Greeting! Welcome to the guild! Plz don't bite anyone too badly, we don't need the site's health insurance premium to go up or have anymore hallow walking around! :D

[Mimic]

@wolf paws

Thanks. What's on the menu?

@MushyKetchup

Well, the whole hour of membership has been exhilarating so far...

@POOHEAD189

Hello weary traveler, worry not how I speak, simply sit upon me and become my SUSTANENCE...

@ClocktowerEchos

I'll do my best not to bite people but I won't make any --

Zzzzzz

[ClocktowerEchos]

@MimicI see someone got the reference.

You officially get awesome points. :D

Have a sunbro

[Mimic]

@ClocktowerEchos

Zzzzzz

*Dreams of screams and delightful death*

[ClocktowerEchos]

@MimicO___o

Well that's not worrying at all.

*readies with lloyd talisman and homeward bone*

*pokes with long pole and prays that no nomming goes on*

[Witch Cat]

Oh, uhh, dark sauce. I don't know anything about that...
Or are you referencing Dungeons and Bad Dragons? Oh, wait, Bad Dragon is..uhh..nevermind.

Hi. Enjoy your stay! Hopefully you won't eat anyone. At least not anyone who isn't an ass. We have like 0 baddies here. You're going to starve.

[Mimic]

@ClocktowerEchos

I have a strict diet of gnome, forest to be specific. So, no need to worry.

@Witch Cat

Did you just suggest that I only eat ass?

Jeez this got sexual fast...

[Dion]

@Mimic Welcome to the guild.

[Mimic]

@Buddha

Were you born in hell the life before this one?

[Ellri]

The barkeep asked us why we carry weapons in the tavern.
"@Mimic." We said.

The Barkeep laughed. The party laughed. The table laughed.

We killed the table. It was a good time.

[Mimic]

@Ellri

[Ellri]

[Mimic]

@Ellri



You know, this was meant to be an entirely respectable post, and now..

Well...

[Ellri]

[kapuchu]

@Mimic

[Mimic]