*is draaaaaaaaaged*
Athena: "Has anyone seen Arachne? I have work for her to do."
Helios: "The last time I saw her, Aphrodite ordered her progeny, Cupid, to strike her with one of his sharp arrows. You might want to hurry, daughter of Zeus. After your avatar was struck by Cupid's weapon, she led the person who is called Dedonus to somewhere more private."
Athena: "That Slut of the Olympians. Next time I see Aphrodite, that b@#%&, I'm going to flay her." *flys off to make sure her avatar isn't doing any hank-panky and probably will 'ruin the moment'*
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Arthur "So, Athena after you're done with that perhaps I could help you relax. It's been said my hands were blessed by God, and my skills with a spear unmatched by any mortal man..."
Are you hitting on Athena!!??
Arthur "There's nothing wrong with that, I have been dead for centuries after all. That and I'm well versed in the art of war, seductively so."
Okay that's just weird.
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Athena: "I'm a virgin goddess, you moron! And I am sure that Zeus, the father of Gods and Men, did not bless your hands." *flys away for real this time*
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Arthur *Watches Athena fly away* "I love a challenge..."
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Zeus: *A lightning bolt strikes Arthur* "Not with my daughter you aren't."
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Arthur *Gets struck by lightning, nothing happens* "Still pretty much dead."
Stands watching Athena fly off...
You know, I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave....
And I think she's going commando.
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Zeus: *ponders for a moment* "I have an idea!"
Hades: *appears in a cloud of black smoke* "What the Hades are you doing outside of the underworld? Are the Elysian Fields not good enough for you! You know I don't like it when people crossover from the land of the living to the land of the dead and vice versa!" *drags Arthur back to the Elysian Fields, pulling him by the ear*
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Arthur "I AM Arthur Pendragon; former King Of Camelot and once ruler of Great Britain! I owe no allegiance to you or your kin! No one save the Lord in Heaven holds dominion over me! *sudden pillar of fire explodes from the earth separating Arthur from Hades*
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Hades: *Walks through the pillar of fire* "Child Please."
Wait...Hades is John Cena?
Hades: *puts on his Helmet of Invisibility* "You can't see me!"