[OOC] The War of the Three

[Mega Birb]

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KoL has two types of characters. The midgets and the big boobs.

@TheWindel

I have yet to see the big boobs.

@Mega Birb
I can imagine Syphax just looking at it with a smile.

"Bonehead? Y'made this thing? Solid job, now watch me kill it dead!"

@Banana

Accurate.

[TheWendil]

I have yet to see the big boobs.

@Mega Birb

Juno. Iona. Hoho. Notice a pattern here.

[Mega Birb]

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Juno. Iona. Hoho. Notice a pattern here.

@TheWindel

If boobs are power then Dora and Tartys are completely unstoppable.

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
Does Bonesword really need an upgrade to summon Plantera? Honestly he just needs the bulb, which he may be able to grow.

[The 42nd Gecko]

Man, I like Ni-Mu's theme a lot, and then the vocals start. And it feels like the singer is bored and that makes me bored too.

[KoL]

@Mega Birb

Diana is intentionally made to be a tiny midget, she's kinda like a halfling dragon, in spirit. Victoire on the other hand is kinda wrong, she should have ~154 cm, even so that's mostly because she doesn't age normally after she came to the Nexus, this she's stuck in a 14 years old body, or so.

As for boobs, I guess I'm a subscriber of the Boobs of Steel tropes along with other things that make a nice looking serious anime girl, especially if she's a character intended to be a Lady of War type. Also, who can day that they don't like boobs?

If I wasn't at work and using my phone, I would get the Oppai Dragon Song now, what a loss of a great chance, sigh...

Man, I like Ni-Mu's theme a lot, and then the vocals start. And it feels like the singer is bored and that makes me bored too.

@The 42nd Gecko

Are you used to listening to IA, or any other Vocaloid, for that matter? I'll reckon that that song is a bit slow, but not so much. I don't feel anything particularly boring about it.

That said, I'm a serious fan of IA, so I may be liable of biased judgment when when criticizing her songs, as long as they aren't do awfully bad that it hurts my ears, of course.

[Mega Birb]

@Mega Birb
Does Bonesword really need an upgrade to summon Plantera? Honestly he just needs the bulb, which he may be able to grow.

@Banana

That's true. But where would junglous caves be?

[TheWendil]

That's true. But where would junglous caves be?

@Mega Birb

Amazon territory.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@KoL I am not. Didn't realize it was one. But, that's just my opinion that the song is fun, and then the singer comes along and sounds bored.

[Gardevoiran]

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Amazon territory.

@TheWindel

*silently plots to get Plantera into the Nexus as a Machina unit*

[Mega Birb]

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*silently plots to get Plantera into the Nexus as a Machina unit*

@Banana

Bonesword can manipulate vegitation, right? Just have a bulb get carried out of a jungle cave by vines or Stumpy and have it delivered to Hyperion. Marquis can subdue and go all sadistic robot on the thing.

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
*plots harder with this new information*

If Bonesword survives Hohenheim's castle, collab on it to get Plantera into the next battle?

[Mega Birb]

@Banana Next battle is basically confirmed to be aerial warfare. Unless those hooks can go between floating islands, she'll be kinda useless.

Though I am all for the collab. Does Bonesword get emotionally attached to/feel the pain of whatever he controls?

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
If it has a name then he feels the emotional pain. If it's unnamed then there's no feeling.

Honestly the only things setting apart the named and unnamed creatures is that the unnamed creatures dispel after their goal is accomplished. Stumpy managed to break this as he is bound to be a servant and to guard the hovel Bonesword lives in, and Charlie isn't really a construct of Bonesword more or less a pet that he has been growing for a good while now.

If Plantera was able to be obtained, it would fall under the named category and would not dispel once it's goal of destroying everything was accomplished and it would remain under Bonesword's control.

I'm down for the collab to just get Bonesword access to summoning Plantera. I'd need Marquis to oversee the mission though and make sure that BS isn't trying to destroy all of Hyperion with his skills.

EDIT: Would like to note that Bonesword can create a giant construct provided he had a redwood tree.

[KoL]

@Banana @Mega Birb

Y'know that if you get to the end of the challenges you can ask Hohenheim to get those things for you, right? Literally all you have to do is survive and reach the end of the race.

[Mega Birb]

@Banana @Mega Birb

Y'know that if you get to the end of the challenges you can ask Hohenheim to get those things for you, right? Literally all you have to do is survive and reach the end of the race.

@KoL

Wait this means I might have to get Syphax killed in this fight.

[KoL]

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Wait this means I might have to get Syphax killed in this fight.

@Mega Birb

Why do you say that?

PS: Not that I would dislike to kill you over and over again...

[Mega Birb]

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Why do you say that?

PS: Not that I would dislike to kill you over and over again...

@KoL

Love you too, KoL.

But if Syphax gets to Hoho, he'll ask for the Harpy race to be unfucked by Rufus and he'll no longer have a motivation to participate in the war.

[KoL]

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Love you too, KoL.

But if Syphax gets to Hoho, he'll ask for the Harpy race to be unfucked by Rufus and he'll no longer have a motivation to participate in the war.

@Mega Birb

I know , I really love myself as well.

Either way, such is the extent of his resolve? Just because he can get one thing done, it doesn't mean the war is over. Not for him and certainly not for everyone else.

Who's going to protect his race in case another danger looms over them? Who's he going to feast with after coming back from the battlefield broken and bleeding, but with his pride vindicated? Is he really going to let the Demons walk freely after what their leader in retirement did?

You see, my friend, you may try to leave the war, but the war will never leave you...

[Mega Birb]

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I know , I really love myself as well.

Either way, such is the extent of his resolve? Just because he can get one thing done, it doesn't mean the war is over. Not for him and certainly not for everyone else.

Who's going to protect his race in case another danger looms over them? Who's he going to feast with after coming back from the battlefield broken and bleeding, but with his pride vindicated? Is he really going to let the Demons walk freely after what their leader in retirement did?

You see, my friend, you may try to leave the war, but the war will never leave you...

@KoL

That's actually a really good point.