[OOC] The War of the Three

[Gardevoiran]

@Banana I don't think you're going to have ever picked it up. Remember you can edit your posts. :P

@The 42nd Gecko

I did that thing. Now there is bold text in the post.

[Flood]

@KoL

I'm going to be honest here, I forgot Balrog/Grafdakka were in the gravity field. But yeah, Henry could withstand that sorta gravity as long as he doesn't have to fly or jump. That's why he made the stairs.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@floodtalon I think they're location it's probably strongest, other than directly next to Jorm. If she could focus it on just them, she'd probably crush them with that ludicrous x1000. :P

[Mega Birb]

@TheWindel
Torag is on his way to Diana and Bastion's location. Play your cards wrong and she may just get Rolanded. With a scythe.

Spoiler, by the way, for the three people on the planet who haven't played Borderlands 2.

[TheWendil]

Torag is on his way to Diana and Bastion's location. Play your cards wrong and she may just get Rolanded. With a scythe.

Spoiler, by the way, for the three people on the planet who haven't played Borderlands 2.

@Mega Birb

People have underestimated Bastion for too long. Enter, and he's getting a bullet in his skull that won't heal. Your one and final warning.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb I haven't played Borderlands, but even I know about that one.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel Does Torag really care? I mean, he really doesn't have a physiology at this point, right?

[TheWendil]

@TheWindel Does Torag really care? I mean, he really doesn't have a physiology at this point, right?

@The 42nd Gecko

Whether he cares or not has no dictation to a bullet through his skull and Bastion using his bones as toothpicks. At the moment, facing Bastion is akin to facing Juno.

[Mega Birb]

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Whether he cares or not has no dictation to a bullet through his skull and Bastion using his bones as toothpicks. At the moment, facing Bastion is akin to facing Juno.

@TheWindel

That very well may be the case, but you have failed to account for one thing: The fact that Bastion, essentially being the deadpan Hamlet of the story, would likely launch into an aside upon the defeat of Diana, leaving her back exposed to a pointy chiropractor.

[TheWendil]

That very well may be the case, but you have failed to account for one thing: The fact that Bastion, essentially being the deadpan Hamlet of the story, would likely launch into an aside upon the defeat of Diana, leaving her back exposed to a pointy chiropractor.

@Mega Birb

Nah. Machina Bastion is a killing machine unlike Demon Bastion or what could have been Angel Bastion. Try it, and he'll find her dodging via Bullet Time.

_{There's also the fact she has Gold and Silver Eyes.}

[The 42nd Gecko]

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Nah. Machina Bastion is a killing machine unlike Demon Bastion or what could have been Angel Bastion. Try it, and he'll find her dodging via Bullet Time.

_{There's also the fact she has Gold and Silver Eyes.}

@TheWindel

Wow. Erm..

_{Why are we even here again? :/}

[Mega Birb]

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Nah. Machina Bastion is a killing machine unlike Demon Bastion or what could have been Angel Bastion. Try it, and he'll find her dodging via Bullet Time.

_{There's also the fact she has Gold and Silver Eyes.}

@TheWindel

This will not stop me from making the attempt.

_{Mostly because Torag is Diana's older sibling figure but it'll still happen, eyes be damned.}

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD SEGWAY INTO GIVING HIM SOME OP SHIT, SOMEONE PRESS THAT GOLDEN EYE BUTTON BECAUSE HE'S A WRAITH AND NOT A DIVINE CREATURE

[TheWendil]

Wow. Erm..

_{Why are we even here again? :/}

@The 42nd Gecko

Cause it's funny.

WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD SEGWAY INTO GIVING HIM SOME OP SHIT, SOMEONE PRESS THAT GOLDEN EYE BUTTON BECAUSE HE'S A WRAITH AND NOT A DIVINE CREATURE

@Mega Birb

He gets beaten by Bastion and then becomes determined to get stronger.

[Mega Birb]

@TheWindel
I was thinking something more along the lines of him finding Diana lying on the ground (Ded or otherwise) and basically attempts to avenge her in a blind rage and ends up with the 24k Au optical sensors of destruction.

[Gardevoiran]

24k Au optical sensors of destruction.

@Mega Birb

Spicy.

[TheWendil]

I was thinking something more along the lines of him finding Diana lying on the ground (Ded or otherwise) and basically attempts to avenge her in a blind rage and ends up with the 24k Au optical sensors of destruction.

@Mega Birb

You forget Diana and Bastion were prison buddies. They're most likely just gonna shag on the ground. With the maggots watching. All of them.

[Mega Birb]

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You forget Diana and Bastion were prison buddies. They're most likely just gonna shag on the ground. With the maggots watching. All of them.

@TheWindel

That I did, my friend. That I did...

@Lonewolf685 What gave you the concept for Suprana, again?

[Lonewolf685]

@Mega Birb

Well first there was finding the pic for her. You know when you find that perfect picture and you can get a story behind it so easily? Well Suparna was one of those. Then after that she's been on a warped version of a Hero's Journey and doing what she wants.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Lonewolf685 Speaking of your characters, we gonna see Aqua again? I don't remember seeing her since the first battle.

[TheWendil]

@Lonewolf685 Speaking of your characters, we gonna see Aqua again? I don't remember seeing her since the first battle.

@The 42nd Gecko

To my understanding, Lone doesn't plan to bring Aqua back for some time.