[IC] Hell's coffee lounge

[supertinyking]

"But how to get them to meet....Oh I got an idea...."
Insanity me teleports to Dark maka holding a spoon.
"Ok I heard someone was giving out free eyes? With the skull?" He asks looking around.

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: no free eyes here..... who the hell are you?

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me: this might just work...

[supertinyking]

"Why dear....I think that's best explained though song...." Insanity states before singing when you're evil by voltiare with a dance including kicking grannies and stealing candy from babies.
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"Well I already sent him via a nural link we sh....he's doing the dance....damn it..."

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: ... what's up with the dance?

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me: it could still work!

[supertinyking]

"It's my thing. I am the classy sort of evil....and also the dancing lessions my jerk off creator took sorta sunk in to my mind. However...now I enjoy a little class in my evil." He states. He then looks over Dark Maka. "And may I ask who you are?" He asks.
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"She'll either go head over heels for him or want to kill him to shut him up....he is that kinda guy..." I state.

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: I am dark maka.

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me: she might fall in love.

[supertinyking]

"Dark? Oh..cool..." Insanity says. "So tell me how dark are you?" He asks slyly.
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"I hope she does or two figures of evil will keep attacking each other for eternity.." I say.

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: I killed off a combination of the finest armies from several dimensions. The pile I made with the bodies was pretty impressive. *blood sliver phases her head out of dark maka's body* blood sliver: ooh! tell him about the little girl!

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me: according to dubstep geass, she's starting to fall in love. But it will be somewhat of a gradual process.

[supertinyking]

"Nice...I have to say I am a little envious...." Insanity remarks.
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"....Oh shit...I think he might too. And then we'll be screwed...no wait....we want that..." I smile evilly after finishing the sentance.

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: you haven't even heard about the little girl. Right before I killed her, I told her where babies come from. *evil grin* and I told her every detail. Thus killing her childhood innocence before killing her.

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me: is this a great idea or what?

[supertinyking]

"Ohh wicked...I like it. Once I made three little girls eat each other making them think they were eating candy. When they saw what happened...oh god one of them had no legs! It was funny as all hell.." Insanity says. He bows a bit and chuckles. "Hey tell me...ever think of having a partner to help with your evils? I've been in the market for one...and I think I found someone qualified." He says.
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"Yep...if he falls in love he'll break away from me. That means when he dies he stays dead....hehehehe..." I smile demonically.

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: *smiles* sure...

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me: .....An idea that kills two birds with one stone... awesome....

[supertinyking]

"Good to hear! So then....what shall we cook up first?" Insanity asks.
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"Yea...pretty smart...." I say.

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: I was planning on really making myself known and killing off the inhabitants of a dimension full of natural-born warriors.

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me: y'know, I think I'll go see tsubaki. Tell me if anything goes wrong. I might be able to set things back on track.

[supertinyking]

"Nice...but I have something...a little grander in mind..." Insanity says with a large grin.
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"Ok then..."
((I am going to bed...and where this is heading we'll need shion to continue....))

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: *still smiling* how so?

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me: *portals to tsubaki
((Alright, and good night.... holy shit that rhymed....))

[supertinyking]

"We...are going to crumble a multi- dimenional empire by killing its leader..." He says. "My jerk off land lord who though sending me here would get me killed...." He remarks.
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Tsubaki is working on a android that looks like her. She seems hard at work wiping sweat away every so often.

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: ...... that sounds like a plan.

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me: ....'sup?

[supertinyking]

"Yea....He thought love was the path to making me split away from him. However little does he know love is a socially allowed form of insanity..." He remarks.
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"I am working on a decoy me...." She says as she grabs a blow torch and welds something in the android.

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: heh. Insanity really is unpredictable.

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Me: ...... why....?