[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[FoxFireOfDawn]

thewizardguy said
I thought you hated Young Bob.

That's why I wanna continue x3

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
sure i guess... how do you wanna start (sorry for the delay, my power cut out...)

No problem.

And as your Jack is unlikely to seek a conflict, I think it most likely that my Jack would attempt an assassination on your Jack.

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
sure i guess... how do you wanna start (sorry for the delay, my power cut out...)

((Towould explain you dying on steam, making me have a heart attack.))

[thewizardguy]

FoxFireOfDawn said
That's why I wanna continue x3

Young Bob: Very well. And yes, I have the ability to break the fourth wall. It's one of my more obscure abilities.

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
((Towould explain you dying on steam, making me have a heart attack.))

You're shocked WAY too easily. I was just surprised you guys are on at all.

[FoxFireOfDawn]

thewizardguy said
Young Bob: Very well. And yes, I have the ability to break the fourth wall. It's one of my more obscure abilities.

Me: ...Okay...That's cool, I guess...*I sigh*

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
No problem.And as your Jack is unlikely to seek a conflict, I think it most likely that my Jack would attempt an assassination on your Jack.

it probably still wouldn't work unless he were to really try to make jack fight him...

[thewizardguy]

FoxFireOfDawn said
Me: ...Okay...That's cool, I guess...*I sigh*

*Bob takes your hand, smiling, as he leads you through the corridors of his palace, up to the cieling, where he hangs you upside down from a bar and dimensionally locks you*
Bob: There. Now escape.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
((Towould explain you dying on steam, making me have a heart attack.))

((my circuit breaker has issues with my fan...

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
it probably still wouldn't work unless he were to really try to make jack fight him...

Would killing your Jack (or at least blowing him to little pieces) get him to fight?

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
Would killing your Jack (or at least blowing him to little pieces) get him to fight?

depends on how you do it (i also decided to give him a hierro to up the bad ass factor :P)

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
depends on how you do it (i also decided to give him a hierro to up the bad ass factor :P)

a hierro? But yeah, I'm getting this started.

*Jack moved through the streets, before seeing his namesake's store. Smiling to himself, he stepped inside, not even making a pretense to browse the goods, as he made straight for the owner*
Excuse me. You must be Jack, if I'm not mistaken.

[FoxFireOfDawn]

thewizardguy said
*Bob takes your hand, smiling, as he leads you through the corridors of his palace, up to the cieling, where he hangs you upside down from a bar and dimensionally locks you*Bob: There. Now escape.

Me: Nope. I escape when I wanna. Don't order me around. *I stay there, just looking at him*

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
a hierro? But yeah, I'm getting this started.*Jack moved through the streets, before seeing his namesake's store. Smiling to himself, he stepped inside, not even making a pretense to browse the goods, as he made straight for the owner*Excuse me. You must be Jack, if I'm not mistaken.

((like a lesser version of black blood accept using skin instead of blood... also, he's a traveling merchant... i'll let you fix the post...))

[thewizardguy]

FoxFireOfDawn said
Me: Nope. I escape when I wanna. Don't order me around. *I stay there, just looking at him*

*Bob sighs, and shakes his head*
Bob: Boring. Again. Not a dashing plan, not even really a heroic retort. I'm getting the feeling that if I slaughtered your entire family in front of you, you wouldn't care.
*Suddenly, Bob brightens, as he has another idea*
Bob: Say, which of your sisters do you like the most?

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
((like a lesser version of black blood accept using skin instead of blood... also, he's a traveling merchant... i'll let you fix the post...))

((just assume he approaches his stall, or caravan, or magically teleporting house or whatever.))

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
((just assume he approaches his stall, or caravan, or magically teleporting house or whatever.))

"hello, can i get you something sir?" the merchant asks, a freindly smile on his face

[FoxFireOfDawn]

thewizardguy said
*Bob sighs, and shakes his head*Bob: Boring. Again. Not a dashing plan, not even really a heroic retort. I'm getting the feeling that if I slaughtered your entire family in front of you, you wouldn't care.*Suddenly, Bob brightens, as he has another idea*Bob: Say, which of your sisters do you like the most?

Me: ....Not telling. You're going to do something to them if I don't try to escape, aren't you? Too predictable. *I jolt slightly as my wings try to expand from my back, but they're blocked by me. I sigh, before forcing them to retreat*

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
"hello, can i get you something sir?" the merchant asks, a freindly smile on his face

"Of course. Do you have a Seraph-Steel 9mm Godslayer Bullet? While they're quite rare, I've heard you are a dealer of rare items, and I hope to be able to attain one such bullet here, if not multiple."

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
"Of course. Do you have a Seraph-Steel 9mm Godslayer Bullet? While they're quite rare, I've heard you are a dealer of rare items, and I hope to be able to attain one such bullet here, if not multiple."

"i'm sorry sir, i don't deal in weapons" he says apologetically "but i do have some lovely clothing from back east if you're interested?" ((he's a very... generic medieval merchant btw...))