[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[thewizardguy]

"Tut tut tut." Bob takes off his top hat, and puts it on Zoe. "There. Dont you look charming? Now, are you calming down, or am I going to have to remove your soul?"

[NoahFire]

thewizardguy said
Bob smiles, and pets you on the head. "Good girl." He gives you a cookie, and then proceeds to ignore you as he sips his tea.

Noah pouts a bit "Im NOT a dog..." She says as she nibbles on the cookie

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
Drac teleports back to bob."Ok, did anti me piss you off again?" He asks bob.

"Quite. And this Dark fellow is beign quite a pain as well." Bob sighs, as he turns to you. "Now, could you order these folks up for a speech before I have to kill one of them? That would be nice. I've never been good at the ordering."

[CreedTheChimera]

I teleport in and wave to Bob. "Yo!"

[thewizardguy]

NoahFire said
Noah pouts a bit "Im NOT a dog..." She says as she nibbles on the cookie

"Of course, dear." Bob waves Noah away.

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
"Quite. And this Dark fellow is beign quite a pain as well." Bob sighs, as he turns to you. "Now, could you order these folks up for a speech before I have to kill one of them? That would be nice. I've never been good at the ordering."

Drac summons a bunch of chairs, binds Zo to one using ghostly blue hands and sets noah and ven's person on chairs. He then sits on one himself.

[thewizardguy]

CreedTheChimera said
I teleport in and wave to Bob. "Yo!"

"Ah, Creed! Great timing! I'm organising a highly deadly raid on an ancient archive of dangerous magical artifacts which will most likely result in everyone's death. You in?"

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
Drac summons a bunch of chairs, binds Zo to one using ghostly blue hands and sets noah and ven's person on chairs. He then sits on one himself.

Thank you. Unfortunately, I've forgotten the speech. As such, who's up for adventure?

[thewizardguy]

Nobody was interested in the wizard thing?

[NoahFire]

thewizardguy said
"Of course, dear." Bob waves Noah away.

Noah doesnt go away and basicly fallows Bob around with a stupid grin on her face "Fallowing....fallowing.....faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallowing..." She says

[CreedTheChimera]

thewizardguy said
"Ah, Creed! Great timing! I'm organising a highly deadly raid on an ancient archive of dangerous magical artifacts which will most likely result in everyone's death. You in?"

"Sounds fun!" I say, seeming unaffected by possible death.

[thewizardguy]

NoahFire said
Noah doesnt go away and basicly fallows Bob around with a stupid grin on her face "Fallowing....fallowing.....faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallowing..." She says

That's the spirit!
*Bob gives you another cookie, and portals a leash onto you*

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
Thank you. Unfortunately, I've forgotten the speech. As such, who's up for adventure?

.....I am up for one.

[thewizardguy]

CreedTheChimera said
"Sounds fun!" I say, seeming unaffected by possible death.

"Well then, we have our first volunteer!" Bob exclaims, smiling brightly.

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
.....I am up for one.

And the second! I knew this place would have a fantastic supply of suicidal fools!

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
And the second! I knew this place would have a fantastic supply of suicidal fools!

Drac looks annoyed. "I am already dead, so dying will be pretty damn hard." He says.

[Zoe Beringer]

Writhing in the blue binds, Zoe's appendages revert back to their normal shape as the two extra withdraw into her ribs as the black liquid of her eyes pool back in her pupils. "I have already claimed this soul. You will find it most difficult to extract it now." Sitting awkwardly in the chair, Zoe almost looked back to her original form except for the freakish hue of her skin.

[CreedTheChimera]

thewizardguy said
And the second! I knew this place would have a fantastic supply of suicidal fools!

"I actually kind of can't die for some reason." I say, before shooting myself in the head. Seconds later I jump up and throw my arms out, as if I'd just done a neat trick.

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
Drac looks annoyed. "I am already dead, so dying will be pretty damn hard." He says.

Indeed, indeed. You're completely immortal. Now, we're looking for weapons capable of killing Dark. However, this place contains some other nasty stuff, and is guarded by a rather grumpy old green fellow. And it's not Yoda. I know what you're thinking......" Bob eyes everyone.

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
Indeed, indeed. You're completely immortal. Now, we're looking for weapons capable of killing Dark. However, this place contains some other nasty stuff, and is guarded by a rather grumpy old green fellow. And it's not Yoda. I know what you're thinking......" Bob eyes everyone.

"Is it Cthulhu?" Drac jokes.