[OOC] The Dark Clubroom

[Joegreenbeen]

Hmmm, you forgot that The Counter has brownies, that gives us enough power to destroy the Dark Club Room and, IF we were inclined to do so, take over the world.

[ImportantNobody]

But you forgot that the Dark Clubroom has cookies. That is easily able to balance things out.

[Joegreenbeen]

Yeah, well Nana, <3, sent me her ice cream and hot fudge recipes, bless her soul.

[ImportantNobody]

Hmm...Counter doesn't have any female (playable) members and will probably have less in general. They must enjoy their brownies all by their lonesome while the Dark Clubroom will have more girls! Mwahahahahahaha!

[Ebil Bunny]

Does the Dark Clubroom have chocolate chip cookies? :D

[ImportantNobody]

Yes, there are cookies of all kinds due to a member with cookie making powers that allows her to make the perfect cookie every time. However, there's an unknown culprit who sneaks in his or her own raison cookies and makes us think they are the chocolate chip, so be careful. It might actual be a Counter member, but we can't be sure, and if it was then it probably would have been poisoned rather then just unpleasant tasting.

[Ebil Bunny]

The culprit might be someone with shape shifting powers and super spy abilities :O

[ImportantNobody]

We must find him or her and eliminate them at all cost! Never more will we have to check to make sure what we are eating is actually the savory chocolate chip!

[Ebil Bunny]

That we must!

Wait... Why do I even care? I'm not a Dark Clubroom member...

[ImportantNobody]

You must join us! It is your destiny!

[Ebil Bunny]

It was never my destiny!

Besides, I'm the one who was replacing the choclate chip cookies with raisin cookies!

[ImportantNobody]

In that case you must die!!! With my character's luck she'll pick out the chocolate chip ones no problem, so it's mainly the other club members who will want his head on a platter once they find out.

[Joegreenbeen]

Ummm, we'll have all thee girls we need once the people of the world find out we saved them from your tyrannical clutches!
(Nice chipmunk but, we have puppies!)

[Ebil Bunny]

Good thing I'm the bestest spy in the entire 1'x1' square!

[ImportantNobody]

Joegreenbeen said
(Nice chipmunk but, we have puppies!)

Oh yeah, well the Dark Clubroom has kittens! (it will be a running gag that whenever Counter of the Dark Clubroom get something good the other doesn't have, they try to outdo them with an equivalent yet opposite thing)

[Joegreenbeen]

Oh yeah, we have a bunny too!

[ImportantNobody]

The Dark Clubroom has a pet iguana. And their kitten is named Sir Darkclaw.

[Ebil Bunny]

Joegreenbeen said
Oh yeah, we have a bunny too!

You have no bunny. I let it free. I let all the bunnies free. No more captivity! We will get the freedom we deserve!

[Joegreenbeen]

Yeah well, our bunny,that we used to have,is ebil and we have an axolotl!

(Awesomest sentence ever!)

[ImportantNobody]

Ebil Bunny said
You have no bunny. I let it free. I let the bunnies free.

So your character sabotages both of our groups, but in trivial ways.

Joegreenbeen said
Yeah well, our bunny,that we used to have,is ebil and we have an axolotl!(Awesomest sentence ever!)

Our iguana needs to have an epic fight with your axolot. And it sounds like your bunny might end up joining the Dark Clubroom or is even a spy.