[IC] The power of creativity and kick ass robes.

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
"Then it was not you I just saw drinking yourself into a stupor and attempting to abduct a child while under the effects of alcohol? For if one simply takes a child with no questions asked, that is little more than kidnapping. And do not be foolish. Most assassins do not dare face mages. Those who act against the interests of powerful factions may face such adversaries, but none would pay the sizable cost for such an attempt to kill a mere travelling healer." Jake emphasized the fact that he did not for a moment believe that the elf was truly a travelling healer.

"Man you are dense." He says, holding out the glass he had spit the concentrated alcohol into pointing to it. "I am sober as can be. Also I have been followed by assassins for healing some of the wrong people....I mean evil men hate people who give hope am I right? Also I am finding your constant disbelieving." He growls. "Angering....." He mutters. He pulls out a small cube and pulls over several papers, certificates from university of medicine.

[thewizardguy]

NoahFire said
(( God... and you told ME to losen up... ))

((Yeah, Jake's a bit of a tight-ass XD
However, don't fret. This character is not at all an accurate representation of me in real life.))

[CreedTheChimera]

thewizardguy said
"Intelligence and naivety are two separate things. I have seen brilliant men make stupid mistakes due to sheer inexperience, and experienced men make mistakes due to stupidity. To trust the judgement of even a prodigal child would be foolishness, as such a child would simply not have experienced the world sufficiently to understand it's workings to any great extent. It should be separated from the Elf as soon as possible, and sent to a responsible guardian.

"And who the hell are you to make such decisions?!" Even though it is just words, the anger behind them is more than heard. Miepolu is now tired of Jake. He wasn't normally so quick to anger, but this man spoke as if he had the right to do such things. And Miepolu disagreed strongly.

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
"Man you are dense." He says, holding out the glass he had spit the concentrated alcohol into pointing to it. "I am sober as can be. Also I have been followed by assassins for healing some of the wrong people....I mean evil men hate people who give hope am I right? Also I am finding your constant disbelieving." He growls. "Angering....." He mutters. He pulls out a small cube and pulls over several papers, certificates from university of medicine.

"I am sceptical, beacause your story is so disbelieving. You fly in through the window, annoy the people in the bar, and claim a baby, and you wish me to believe you were sober the whole time? Simply the fact that you can sober yourself up with magic does not mean you are not a heavy drinker, just that you are one who can render the consequences negligible before the next morning."

[thewizardguy]

CreedTheChimera said
"And who the hell are you to make such decisions?!" Even though it is just words, the anger behind them is more than heard. Miepolu is now tired of Jake. He wasn't normally so quick to anger, but this man spoke as if he had the right to do such things. And Miepolu disagreed strongly.

"I am simply abiding by the law. There is a reason we don't let random men walk into taverns and take babies away. There is a procedure to be followed. Do not blame me, as if I am trying to separate the two out of evil intent, I am simply attempting to curb mages with no respect for the ways things should be." Jake, at hearing the anger in the mages telepathic message, simply sighed, looking disapprovingly at the mage.

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
"I am sceptical, beacause your story is so disbelieving. You fly in through the window, annoy the people in the bar, and claim a baby, and you wish me to believe you were sober the whole time? Simply the fact that you can sober yourself up with magic does not mean you are not a heavy drinker, just that you are one who can render the consequences negligible before the next morning."

"I can remove it, but that doesn't mean I drink it. If you get drunk, the damage is done so drinks like that hold no pleasure for me....as for the window thing...." He says, moving his left arm around as if sore. "Some highway men got the drop on me and I needed a quick escape...or I may of been a Swiss elf." He says.

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
"I can remove it, but that doesn't mean I drink it. If you get drunk, the damage is done so drinks like that hold no pleasure for me....as for the window thing...." He says, moving his left arm around as if sore. "Some highway men got the drop on me and I needed a quick escape...or I may of been a Swiss elf." He says.

"A mage fearing highwaymen? How many were there, two hundred? Are you attempting to insult me? If you wish to lie to me so badly, at least make the pretense of believability."

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
"A mage fearing highwaymen? How many were there, two hundred? Are you attempting to insult me? If you wish to lie to me so badly, at least make the pretense of believability."

"You can have all the power in the world....but a bullet into an artery is still a big deal. They got lucky, and I had to run. Men like you who believe us immortal monsters often are victims of a sneaky blade or a poisoning. We are mortal like all else. As for the child, you say you are following what you think is good, and I respect that. I how ever think those orphanages are horrible places where abuse and anger brew, and I won't let another poor soul be put though a hell like that again. So you can try to take the girl, but you'll have to take her by force." He says, his eyes looking menacing despite his silly attire.

[CreedTheChimera]

thewizardguy said
"I am simply abiding by the law. There is a reason we don't let random men walk into taverns and take babies away. There is a procedure to be followed. Do not blame me, as if I am trying to separate the two out of evil intent, I am simply attempting to curb mages with no respect for the ways things should be." Jake, at hearing the anger in the mages telepathic message, simply sighed, looking disapprovingly at the mage.

"First off, this isn't a random man, it's an elf. I already told you of how elves were. They are not bad people, no matter how annoying and ridiculous they might be.Two, you would take this baby without giving the elf a chance to maybe adopt her himself. Why? Couldn't he take her to the very government you speak of with the intent to adopt her?" Miepolu asks. "I'm sorry with my earlier anger, and I realize you're right. But maybe you can give the child back and we can make sure she is appropriately adopted?" He says 'we' as if he would help make sure this happened.

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
"You can have all the power in the world....but a bullet into an artery is still a big deal. They got lucky, and I had to run. Men like you who believe us immortal monsters often are victims of a sneaky blade or a poisoning. We are mortal like all else. As for the child, you say you are following what you think is good, and I respect that. I how ever think those orphanages are horrible places where abuse and anger brew, and I won't let another poor soul be put though a hell like that again. So you can try to take the girl, but you'll have to take her by force." He says, his eyes looking menacing despite his silly attire.

Jake reached up and touched the girl, and she disappeared. "the girl is now in an interdimensional space known as the Vault. Don't worry, she is quite safe. However, were I to die, the space would collapse, with her in it. Whereas I have never tested it, I believe a collapsing pocket dimension would be fatal." Jake looked at the tiny elf sternly, his fists balling into fists. "You are threatening me with violence in order to break the law. If you truly wished to adopt the child, you could perfectly legally have signed the papers, and become her foster parent. However, instead, you will fight me to prevent her from being led to the safety of the government. Forgive me if I do not believe your word after you have so blatantly lied about yourself before."

[thewizardguy]

CreedTheChimera said
"First off, this isn't a random man, it's an elf. I already told you of how elves were. They are not bad people, no matter how annoying and ridiculous they might be.Two, you would take this baby without giving the elf a chance to maybe adopt her himself. Why? Couldn't he take her to the very government you speak of with the intent to adopt her?" Miepolu asks. "I'm sorry with my earlier anger, and I realize you're right. But maybe you can give the child back and we can make sure she is appropriately adopted?" He says 'we' as if he would help make sure this happened.

"I would be glad if she could be appropriately adopted. The government would perform an investigation, and if he was determined to be a responsible guardian capable of sustaining a child, he would be able to become her foster parent. And to excuse him simply because of his race is foolishness, I personally have witnessed many a cruel elf. They are capable of acts of evil as well as any other race that dwells upon this earth."

[CreedTheChimera]

((And Tiny, Shion made a CS in the OOC...))

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
Jake reached up and touched the girl, and she disappeared. "the girl is now in an interdimensional space known as the Vault. Don't worry, she is quite safe. However, were I to die, the space would collapse, with her in it. Whereas I have never tested it, I believe a collapsing pocket dimension would be fatal." Jake looked at the tiny elf sternly, his fists balling into fists. "You are threatening me with violence in order to break the law. If you truly wished to adopt the child, you could perfectly legally have signed the papers, and become her foster parent. However, instead, you will fight me to prevent her from being led to the safety of the government. Forgive me if I do not believe your word after you have so blatantly lied about yourself before."

"and forgive me if i don't trust the government that ok's killing me just because i'm a halfbreed" ysmir says as jake feels his breath ceases and bile rise in his throat as he's unable to speak scream or breath "now bring back the girl and i won't explode your eyeballs" he adds

[CreedTheChimera]

thewizardguy said
"I would be glad if she could be appropriately adopted. The government would perform an investigation, and if he was determined to be a responsible guardian capable of sustaining a child, he would be able to become her foster parent. And to excuse him simply because of his race is foolishness, I personally have witnessed many a cruel elf. They are capable of acts of evil as well as any other race that dwells upon this earth."

"Really? All the elves I've seen so far are all extremely kind people..." Miepolu says.

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
Jake reached up and touched the girl, and she disappeared. "the girl is now in an interdimensional space known as the Vault. Don't worry, she is quite safe. However, were I to die, the space would collapse, with her in it. Whereas I have never tested it, I believe a collapsing pocket dimension would be fatal." Jake looked at the tiny elf sternly, his fists balling into fists. "You are threatening me with violence in order to break the law. If you truly wished to adopt the child, you could perfectly legally have signed the papers, and become her foster parent. However, instead, you will fight me to prevent her from being led to the safety of the government. Forgive me if I do not believe your word after you have so blatantly lied about yourself before."

He looks enraged as he grows to the size of a large orc.
"I want you to see something..." He growls, as he turns around and lets his robe fall away from his back, showing his shirt being shredded but his pants oddly still baggy. On his back is many scars from what looks like lashing.
"I know of the evil men commit. Look at me....That is what your government....your systems did to me. The governments ran by man, show little mercy to us other races. You human mages are the ones who squander your powers on selfish wants and needs, and who use it to crush those who defy them....Like my family....Remember the war they speak of 390 years ago.....where the combined forces of elf,orc and dragonkin went to war against humans. My family was demolished, and I was put into a human orphanage....where I was whipped and beaten. A little dragonkin girl like that might even end up dead in this racist world....." He adds, turning around still in his enlarged state.

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
"and forgive me if i don't trust the government that ok's killing me just because i'm a halfbreed" ysmir says as jake feels his breath ceases and bile rise in his throat as he's unable to speak scream or breath "now bring back the girl and i won't explode your eyeballs" he adds

Jake simply disappears without a trace, in a pruplish shimmer, without a sound. At the same time, Ysmir finds himself encased in a steel harness, with small holes for breathing, which is then reinforced by bands of titanium running horizontally across the human-shaded coffin. An effective and powerful restraint, while not lethal, sufficient to hold the psychotic mage, thinksJake from his perch outside the bar, before disappearing once more into the Vault.

[thewizardguy]

CreedTheChimera said
"Really? All the elves I've seen so far are all extremely kind people..." Miepolu says.

supertinyking said
He looks enraged as he grows to the size of a large orc."I want you to see something..." He growls, as he turns around and lets his robe fall away from his back, showing his shirt being shredded but his pants oddly still baggy. On his back is many scars from what looks like lashing."I know of the evil men commit. Look at me....That is what your government....your systems did to me. The governments ran by man, show little mercy to us other races. You human mages are the ones who squander your powers on selfish wants and needs, and who use it to crush those who defy them....Like my family....Remember the war they speak of 390 years ago.....where the combined forces of elf,orc and dragonkin went to war against humans. My family was demolished, and I was put into a human orphanage....where I was whipped and beaten. A little dragonkin girl like that might even end up dead in this racist world....." He adds, turning around still in his enlarged state.

Due to Ysmir's attempted murder, Jake is unable to reply to either of these comments, having retreated from battle.

[shion sonozoki]

((well this look interesting *gets popcorn*))

[NoahFire]

Mary is still screaming crying and whining for Burt.

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
Jake simply disappears without a trace, in a pruplish shimmer, without a sound. At the same time, Ysmir finds himself encased in a steel harness, with small holes for breathing, which is then reinforced by bands of titanium running horizontally across the human-shaded coffin. An effective and powerful restraint, while not lethal, sufficient to hold the psychotic mage, thinksJake from his perch outside the bar, before disappearing once more into the Vault.

Jake finds he himself cannot enter the vault, as if something is upping his magic resistance so even his won't effect him.
"I am not done talking to you." Burt says, holding a small amulet.