[OOC] It's A Wonderful Life! An Imperial Guard (40K) RP [Reboot/Continuation] [MATURE]

[Dannyrulx]

Company Commander incoming!

[NecroKnight]

@Dannyrulx

Hide the booze.

[Dannyrulx]

Also, why does Castor hate perfume?

[NecroKnight]

@Dannyrulx

I smell an Eldar. XD

[Jb]

Company Commander incoming!

@Dannyrulx

Actually I'm not the CC, so no need to worry about that (although I'll probably be creating one as an NPC), but you may need to hide the booze.

[Dannyrulx]

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Actually I'm not the CC, so no need to worry about that (although I'll probably be creating one as an NPC), but you may need to hide the booze.

@Jbcool

KILLJOY SOLDIER INCOMING!

[NecroKnight]

@Dannyrulx

NOOOES! I want to party too.

[Hank]

Also, why does Castor hate perfume?

@Dannyrulx

It reminds him of puffed-up Lord-Generals in starched white uniforms and thirteen rows of shiny medals that slick their hair back with oils and spray themselves silly with flowery scents.

[NecroKnight]

@Hank

I smell an ork bait there.

[Bright_Ops]

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It reminds him of puffed-up Lord-Generals in starched white uniforms and thirteen rows of shiny medals that slick their hair back with oils and spray themselves silly with flowery scents.

@Hank

@NecroKnight

Sounds like a victim of 'Ork Snipers'. The rest of the platoon saw it.

[Dannyrulx]

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@NecroKnight

Sounds like a victim of 'Ork Snipers'. The rest of the platoon saw it.

@Bright_Ops

Angelika's old commissar died as a victim of an "Ork Ambush"

The other members of the squad were mysteriously unharmed, and there were no shell casings in the area.

[NecroKnight]

@Dannyrulx

Party hard. After its death.

[Rultaos]

Partially finished my post, will continue in a few hours after I wake up. A little too sleepy at the moment >_<

[iTem]

@Bright_Ops Khaz is adorable.

[agentmanatee]

@Dannyrulx when do you think you'll manage to post up buddy?

[Hank]

Slow down, kids. Give the adults a chance to catch up and post!

[Bright_Ops]

Fun facts about Khaz and his friends:

1: Helhiem doesn't actually have a real herd animal; Some of the tribes practice farming and grow edible crops but the main stable of the tribes is a boar like creature that is covered in razor sharp spikes and fur. These things are huge.

2: All imperial loyal tribes of beastmen on Helhiem are made up completely of goat like abhumans; Any child born with the mutation of a different animal (Or born to mutated to be considered acceptable) will be quickly and quietly given the blessings of the God Emperor and killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. Both are seen as signs of the Dark Gods trying to corrupt and steal a pious soul from the Emperor (As proven via the make up of the Chaos tribes on the planet) and thus the tribes kill the unfortunate child after blessing them in an attempt to send their soul to the God Emperor while it is still hopefully pure before the Dark Gods can properly sink their foul taint into them.

3: Helhiem doesn't have alcohol. Between the plants not really being up to the task and their own primitive/tribal nature, none of the tribes (Either loyalist or Chaos) have figured out how to brew alcohol. In fact, when they were provided with alcohol rations the Warband came to the collective conclusion that it was just a foul smelling liquid to start fires with.

[Andreyich]

FITE ME!

[Dannyrulx]

Necro, I can't figure out a way to properly introduce myself into your character. If you don't mind playing with yourself, then maybe you could kick the 'ball' at Me or Manatee?

[NecroKnight]

@Dannyrulx

You could have the ball roll over to her. Or have any of your NPC crew react to it. Or what remains of the Cadians.