[OOC] The Stage (Multiverse RP)

[ModeGone]

@GreatSalmon
Why.
Why the ass?

[Todd Howard]

@ModeGone

The better question is why NOT the ass?

[ModeGone]

@Raddum
No. The question is still why.

Unrelated question: who is your avatar? It looks familiar but I can't place it.

[Todd Howard]

@ModeGone
I don't think it's from anything in particular.

I just found it on Google Images.

Along With This, Which MUST Happen

[ModeGone]

@Raddum
This is gonna bug me for a while I just know it. It looks familiar. It could be from a freeware rpg or vn although the pattern on the hoodie looks a lot like a Sheikah symbol.

Sans. Sans put down the Pokemon. It'll steal your held Items. Probably your bandana/scarf. There is no need to protect it.

[Todd Howard]

@ModeGone
Sorry :P

AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

YOU MONSTER

[ModeGone]

@Raddum
Aw that poor-
Wow, what a wimp!
L, no.
What? He is! He's weepin' over some dumb mutt. I mean its one of those Pokémons, right? They're like Piranha Plants: they don't need no need to be help be safe. They can do fine all themselves.
That's no reason to be mean about it!

[Todd Howard]

@ModeGone

FeelsBadSans

[ModeGone]

@Raddum
Why is he crying? There's no way he's that sensitive to jerks, is there?
*Mr L has trouble breathing due to laughing so hard.*

[Todd Howard]

@ModeGone
Don't judge the Blueberry!

Though, you're right. He's more stubborn, than a crybaby.

"They're all so precious! Look at how many there are! And they like my tacos...~!"

>Has hundreds of Pokemon in his house, like an old cat lady.

[ModeGone]

@Raddum
It just frustrates me whenever I see people drawing or portraying any Sans as a crybaby. Especially canon or Swap Sans. Sans and Papyrus don't cry at the drop of a hat. Why would Swap Sans? In fact, I could see it as a slight ruse (or a "jape") to get someone to change their mind about something. Except that would be leaning towards manipulative.

... Pokemon eat anything. Including leftover chewed-on apple cores (aka: garbage). That they eat his cooking doesn't mean its necessarily a good thing.

[Todd Howard]

@ModeGone
Yeah, Underswap!Sans is perhaps even more oblivious and adorable than regular Papyrus. He isn't actually a crybaby, and I don't intend to play him that way in the IC, so don't worry about that. The only things he'd actually cry about are:

Anyone dying. Because everyone is his friend. in his head.
Dying himself. Even if he fought someone he'd not try to kill them even in severe situations. Anyone having the audacity to strike the blueberry down will suffer a huge post of confusion, and heartbreaking pain as he turns to dust. (And I'm not against characters dying either, so this could possibly happen at one point if something goes wrong.)

Aside from those two things, he might get emotional about back home, or just concerned about someone in the village, but those would be momentary tears for the most part. Everything else just gets reflected by his optimism, or naive nature.

Not to mention he's wasting food on feeding HUNDREDS of animals that could take care of themselves. The town is going to starve.

Unless... They start eating the Pokemon.

Now that's something he'd cry about.

[ModeGone]

@Raddum
Thank you for having a decent grasp on Undertale and at least one variation.

Would there be Pokemon running around? Whether they count as wild animals or intelligent beings kind of vary. If they are being spawned like the Koopas, wouldn't they be innately hyper-aggressive?
Because if animals I can see Mr L picking a few off so he would have something other than his mushroom-based shakes. He wouldn't trust Sans's cooking but he may swipe a few cooking ingredients that don't seem off yet.

Although I wonder how Swap Sans would respond to an obvious egotistical jerk. Would he look over the jerkitude and try to focus on some nice aspect (real or imagined)? Would he be a bit disheartened that there is at least one being who is not charmed by his wonderful charms?

[Todd Howard]

@ModeGone
All of the different Sans' are great. Even the edgy ones.
I prefer Regular/Swapped over the rest, however. Storyshift's Der Skelekonig would be a decent third. And was a different Sans I considered before realizing Pridemoor was a thing.

To be honest, if Pokemon are running around, they probably aren't as cute and fuzzy as they could be. I imagine Sans picking one up, only for it to start chewing on his arm. He takes this as a sign of affection and brings it home, and it starts causing a lot of shit.

Good luck trying to get him to let it go, by the way. Not happening.

I suppose they'd count as prey, though their powers vary, making them extremely dangerous compared to an overgrown turtle. Sure that Pikachu might look tasty, but one zap and you aren't going to want to go near it again. If you survive.

If you want to know how Sans and Mr. L will interact... Well, you're going to have to wait and see. I'm sure they'll cross paths soon enough, though for the moment, he's got quite the crew heading for his place. I imagine Mr. L will be one of the few people he has to deal with in town. (The other being Jinx for just occasionally blowing something up. Though he might actually find this awesome depending on what it was...) Not to mention Kled. Oh, how I await for Sans to interact with Kled.

It will be glorious.

Also, I found this on google. The Sheriff Serif himself.

[ModeGone]

Why do I suspect that the red liquid is actually ketchup and Pridemoor is faking it to garner sympathy?

[Todd Howard]

@ModeGone
Because that's exactly what Sal would do.

And he is King Pridemoor IRL.

Related, Sans is making the cake. God help you all.

[ModeGone]

@Raddum
Sal no please don't.
Sans no please don't.
Especially Sans.

[Todd Howard]

@ModeGone
*Deep Breath*

"OH MY GOD! THIS WILL BE THE BEST CAKE THIS VILLAGE HAS EVER EATEN! AND THE ONLY ONE!"

I forgot to mention something about the Librarby that Mr. L just reminded me of. I'll mention it next post.

[ModeGone]

@Raddum
It will be the only one. Because either cake's gonna be banned after or everyone will be dead from food-poisoning.

...
Did Sans find a medical text that was like... medieval medicine? Because there's some weird stuff in there like using leeches to drain bad blood for any occasion or grinding up emeralds to snort as a medicine (granted they did that with a lot of stuff throughout history, it's just that the precious gems were more of a rich-person thing).

[Vocalia]

@ModeGone@RaddumRIP King Pridemoor. You will not be missed.

On the note of cake, Jinx has two unwilling cake testers, so she's safe.