Okay, so it's almost Christmas and I thought; YAY! Christmas tree, good idea, fun, all the happy thoughts. So me and my boyfriend bought one, put it in the house - so far so good - and decided to put in everything gay and glittery. So we ended up with golden strings as decoration amongst normal decoration (balls, lotso balls!).
Next day we said goodbye to the cat because we were going to leave for a night. She seemed to accept the fact that we - odd humans - decided to put a tree inside our living room.
So we get back the day after and there's this poopy scent around the house. EVERYWHERE. But mostly around the cat. Then we see something sparkly, and something brown, on the ground. Multiple places, actually. But it's also hanging from her butt; a golden string of glittery glory, amongst other things. Other things being poop. There was a lot of poop involved. And mrs cat, being a Persian cat with plenty of fur, was covered with dried pieces of poo hanging from golden strings which had somehow gotten stuck in her fur.
So basically; we have a glittery poo cat right now.