what has the avatar above you been put in jail for and why?

[Sputnik]

Jailed for being a product of bestiality

[Lady Athena]

Banned for insulting the adorable goat

[Snarfulblast]

Jailed for all the blue.

[SleepingSilence]

Jailed for using weapons in public areas.

[Arkaquiavel]

Jailed for stealing all my snow.
_{I mean, everything would be fine if you at least cared to distribute it evenly across everyone according to communism.}

[Lady Selune]

Jailed for double birb. It's like a regular birb, but double.

[Lady Athena]

Banned for not hugging me when I am online

T_T

[The1Rolling1Boy]

Banned for being salty

[Lady Athena]

Banned for not understanding our races tradition!

[Snarfulblast]

Jailed for murder most fowl. My poor chicken was killed by you and your snake kind.

[The1Rolling1Boy]

Banned for owning a chicken and not killing it yourself

[Snarfulblast]

banned for thinking I wasn't going to kill the chicken.

[Lunarlord34]

@Snarfulblast
Jailed for not killing the chicken fast enough

[Wade Wilson]

Jailed for stealin' ma heart.

[The1Rolling1Boy]

Jailed for habing a false ID

[Wade Wilson]

Jailed because "habing" isn't a word.

[Lunarlord34]

@Wade Wilson
Jailed for having your heart stolen.

[Carlyle]

Jailed for being edgy.

[Wade Wilson]

Jailed for not being edgy.

[Arkaquiavel]

Jailed for having your eyes censured in order to hide all the capitalist heresy they would otherwise reveal, by reflecting currency symbols, just like in some cartoons.