[OOC] The Westminster League Of Extraordinary Individuals (WWII Superhero Spy RP)

[Lady Selune]

Is it just me, or is this starting to look like the Inglorious Basterds with superpowers? All we need is a Christoph Waltz or Hugo Weaving as the bad guy.

@Oak7ree

This is somewhat inspired by Inglorious Basterds.

[ayzrules]

@ayzrules

You managed to believably get a fucking Chinese character into a Western WWII RP.

@Lady Selune

:D you're too kind
Should I move her over to character tab?

[Oak7ree]

[@Ladu Selune]

Great, it definatly is one of the better Tarantino movies. Are we going to have some kind of Red Skull/Hans Landa tag team as the villains? A secret Nazi cult obsessed with superpowers and a SS battalion/division pose a formidabble opponent, pr is ot just me?

[Lady Selune]

@ayzrules

Yeah, move her over. Looks good.

@Oak7ree

I dare you, I double dare you to even try to compare Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill and Django Unchained to Inglorious.

[Oak7ree]

@Lady Selune

I have seen Kill Bill, Django Unchained, the Inglorious Basterds and the Hateful Eight, and I liked the Basterds the most out of the bunch.

[Lady Selune]

@Lady Selune

I have seen Kill Bill, Django Unchained, the Inglorious Basterds and the Hateful Eight, and I liked the Basterds the most out of the bunch.

@Oak7ree

No.
No.
HERESY

[MegaOscarPwn]

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No.
No.
HERESY

@Lady Selune

I feel like the setting of Django is way better, I don't think Tarantino would of needed to go into Jew history as a whole, you know, because of the American Jews killing nazis all around, etc, etc...
Either way, I like all of the movies, just that Basterds was a bit less, how to call it, dramatic? More like pew pew and gore everywhere, just Madness without reason (see what I did there :^)? )

[Oak7ree]

@Lady Selune

Is that your answer to the freedom of speech?

*Insert Monty Python gif from the Holy Grail here.

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

[MegaOscarPwn]

@Lady Selune

Is that your answer to the freedom of speech?

*Insert Monty Python gif from the Holy Grail here.

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

@Oak7ree

*Insert Spanish Inquisition gif here because I'm really original and Spanish*

Guess no one saw me coming.

[Oak7ree]

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*Insert Spanish Inquisition gif here because I'm really original and Spanish*

Guess no one saw me coming.

@MegaOscarPwn

What did your weapons/tools include again? I didn't get them the first time.

[Lady Selune]

@Lady Selune

Is that your answer to the freedom of speech?

*Insert Monty Python gif from the Holy Grail here.

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

@Oak7ree

AHEM.

The entire script for that scene. I'm a massive nerd

King Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well, I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
...
King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Peasant Woman: No one lives there.
King Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Peasant Woman: We don't have a lord.
Dennis: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
King Arthur: Yes...
Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
King Arthur: Yes I see...
Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Peasant Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up
Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody Peasant!
Dennis: Ooh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?

[MegaOscarPwn]

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What did your weapons/tools include again? I didn't get them the first time.

@Oak7ree

>you can go and see it whenever you want
>ok
Just the basics for lockpicking, a swiss army knife and a bunch of bottles filled with liquids.

[Oak7ree]

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>you can go and see it whenever you want
>ok
Just the basics for lockpicking, a swiss army knife and a bunch of bottles filled with liquids.

@MegaOscarPwn

Apparently the Inquistiton has changed their methods.

[shylarah]

@Oak7ree I have had some brilliant teachers, and I liked many of the .

@ayzrules@Lady Selune *giggles* yes, very well done.

@Oak7ree@MegaOscarPwn to be fair, nobody would expect this from them....

[MegaOscarPwn]

@Oak7ree I have had some brilliant teachers, and I liked many of the .

@ayzrules@Lady Selune *giggles* yes, very well done.

@Oak7ree@MegaOscarPwn to be fair, nobody would expect this from them....

@shylarah

Yeah, we gotta fuel those burning heretics with something, that's why I'm bringing the oil in bottles.

[Simple Unicycle]

Oh hey I forgot about this. Gonna get to work on my CS ASAP, might have it up tonight or tomorrow.

I also see that we're referencing Monty Python now. That's more unexpected than the Spanish Inquisition.

[MegaOscarPwn]

Oh hey I forgot about this. Gonna get to work on my CS ASAP, might have it up tonight or tomorrow.

I also see that we're referencing Monty Python now. That's more unexpected than the Spanish Inquisition.

@Simple Unicycle

HEY I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MENTION THEM.

[Simple Unicycle]

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HEY I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MENTION THEM.

@MegaOscarPwn

Well I have seven reasons why I can mention them:

1. I've made at least three Spanish Inquisition jokes in my statuses in the last month.
2. Because I can.
3. Because I can.
4. No poofters.
5. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
6. There is NO reason number six.
7. No poofters.

[Lady Selune]

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Well I have seven reasons why I can mention them:

1. I've made at least three Spanish Inquisition jokes in my statuses in the last month.
2. Because I can.
3. Because I can.
4. No poofters.
5. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
6. There is NO reason number six.
7. No poofters.

@Simple Unicycle

Fun fact, that insult in number 5 is actually pretty good.

Hamsters are known for fucking like, all the time, and having loads of kids. He's calling Arthur's mother a slut.

Back in the day, alcohol, particularily wine, was made from elderberries (and still is to some extent, delicious shit that is.) so, saying someone smelt of elderberries meant they drank a lot. He's calling Arthur's father an alcoholic.

[Oak7ree]

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Well I have seven reasons why I can mention them:

1. I've made at least three Spanish Inquisition jokes in my statuses in the last month.
2. Because I can.
3. Because I can.
4. No poofters.
5. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
6. There is NO reason number six.
7. No poofters.

@Simple Unicycle

I fart at your general direction.