You see the avatar above you approaching you in a Virgin Killer sweeter

[Dinh AaronMk]

What do you shitpost on Spam as a reaction?

[Keyguyperson]

Some bullshit related to communsim. Because that's the only thing I shitpost in this god-forsaken corner of our meaningless universe.

[easy modo]

post this thread because fuck

[InfiniteEmbers]

[Elgappa]

In the grim darkness of the internet, only memes can bring salvation!

[BrokenPromise]

I think I played too much hatoful boyfriend, but I'm finally getting laid, so that's a good thing.

[TheUnknowable]

@BrokenPromiseIn the game? Because bird sex can't be very pleasant, judging by my chickens.

[Slamurai]

Haw haw, you had the hots for your sister.

_{And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that smuggler and his stupid dog.}

[TheUnknowable]

@AristoNo one on Tattooine or Alderaan would have had a problem with it.

[ArenaSnow]

'-o-'

[TheUnknowable]

A droid in a sweater? That's odd.

[BCTheEntity]

I'm 90% sure you're still a virgin, Luke, at least at this point in your life. Get up on out of here with your fake sex appeal.

[TheUnknowable]

@BCTheEntityI'll have you know that I've visited the brothel in Mos Eisly. Once. Caught space herpes from a Wookie, so I never went back.

youtube.com/watch?v=rpUkokRx3-k

I've totally picked up some Power Converters.

[BCTheEntity]

...nnnaaaaah, you were too busy doing Jedi things to lose your virginity. Unless "virgin killer" is taken to literally mean that you murder virgins with your green laser sword, it's a misnomer.

[TheUnknowable]

@BCTheEntityI did help the Jawas with their sacrifice to the Great Krayt god once, but I'm not sure if she was a virgin or not.

[JBRam2002]

I think your father was the real virgin killer. (Low blow? Sorry)

[TheUnknowable]

@JBRam2002Oh, you mean the mean the Younglings? Or Master Kenobi, because I'm pretty sure he wasn't one anymore.