Frokane's Mildly Politcal Hangout Thread

[Penny]

*Sigh*

Yeah that is what I figured. It was too much too hope for.

[mdk]

*Sigh*

Yeah that is what I figured. It was too much too hope for.

@Penny

If I have my way, yeah. We've been over the reasons why.

[Penny]

As he lived to make men Holy, let us die to make sure they didn't immigrate illegally ...

Damn, the cadence isn't quite right.

[mdk]

As he lived to make men Holy, let us die to make sure they didn't immigrate illegally ...

Damn, the cadence isn't quite right.

@Penny

If you're not going to bother reading what I say then I'm certainly not going to explain myself twice. Sorry -- you have to go back.

[Penny]

I'm sorry I thought we were still pretending that slavery and illegal immigration were analogous.

[RumikoOhara]

As he lived to make men Holy, let us die to make sure they didn't immigrate illegally ...

Damn, the cadence isn't quite right.

@Penny

As he lived to make men Holy, let us die to make sure they immigrate legally
He has loosed the clever Spicer as he golfs so regally
Alternate truth is now the News

Is that better Penny?

[Penny]

Dearest Martha,

It is with great joy that I write to tell you of the final surrender of General Lee and his Army of Northern Virginia. After so many terrible struggles, Antietam, Sharpsburg, Cold Harbour and so many others, we may finally lay down our arms. I hope that with the abolition of the evils of slavery and the help of the almighty, we can begin to balm the hurts of this great nation. All that remains now is to confirm the immigration status of the poor wretches who have endured so long in bondage.

Yours Always,
Jasper McSideburns

[Penny]

Obviously I intend the theme music from Ken Burns civil war to be playing in the background. It probably goes without saying.

[Andreyich]

@Penny
tbh "when johnny comes marching home" could be better, although I am biased because I like that song.

[RumikoOhara]

Sorry I love music and even though I could be a governmental appointee for my lack of knowledge in the field just like those toadies and yes-men I thought "What the hell I'll add my two cents"

[Penny]

Tragically, Jasper McSideburns was later killed while trying to construct a huge wall and make Maximilian I pay for it.

This is way too much fun!

[Penny]

@RumikoOhara I love it :)

[mdk]

I'm sorry I thought we were still pretending that slavery and illegal immigration were analogous.

@Penny

that went COMPLETELY over my head and now I feel like a tool.

FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN HUNDRED MILES OF WALL AGO....

[Andreyich]

@mdk
At least you admit it lad.

[mdk]

TBF my body is literally 25% tool.

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

I believe you have more than earned your fair pass on that one, @mdk. Although, at the moment and on a different topic, does anyone have any better insight on the Michigan incident at the airport?

[mdk]

I believe you have more than earned your fair pass on that one, @mdk. Although, at the moment and on a different topic, does anyone have any better insight on the Michigan incident at the airport?

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

[Andreyich]

Maybe this wouldn't be a problem if people didn't go to the middle east to depose secular rulers that while dictatorial kept a lid on everything. I don't think that all blame can be put on the EU here, America and Russia are also very much responsible for engineering the horrors that are boating over.

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

I saw it labeled as Islamic terror, color this cat unsurprised there, but I was more curious if there was added information available yet. So far it seems to have been kept pretty quiet, yet another "surprise". I suppose in the morning I will have something else to read then; hopefully more is available at that time.

[Penny]

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

Crazy man injures innocent man. I don't suppose it is really that big a story. If every attempted knifing got wall to wall national news coverage we would never have time to see anything else.