Greetings!

[ZeroCuero]

I went through a pretty involved forum-based RPG phase a few years back, but due to becoming generally busier lost touch with most of my old websites. Now, I've been searching for an expansive and active roleplay community to be a part of again - and I think I've found it! So, lovely people of Roleplayer Guild, salutations from ZeroCuero!

[ArenaSnow]

Welcome :)

May I have your soul?

[AkaiJose]

@ZeroCuero Hello and welcome!! ^~^

[PsychoNeurosis]

Don't listen to Snow. He wants to eat your soul. I, on the other hand, will handle your soul with a gentle touch before I eat it.

[ArenaSnow]

Don't listen to Snow. He wants to eat it. I, on the other hand, will handle your soul with a gentle touch before I eat it.

@PsychoNeurosis

Lies and slander, formulated by my enemies. My soul caretaking is 100% effective, and it is 100% returned to your original form upon consu-ah, period of service.

[PsychoNeurosis]

Trust me, I lent my soul to @ArenaSnow once and it's never worked right sincTHE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTSe... ya see what I mean? All messed up like a broKILLTHEMken recALLord.

[ZeroCuero]

Ah! People, people, I'm sure my soul is bountiful enough to share!

[PsychoNeurosis]

Ah! People, people, I'm sure my soul is bountiful enough to share!

@ZeroCuero

I don't think hellspawn like sharing... which is not what I am! Hahaha!...

[Arya10108909]

@ZeroCuero: Don't listen to either. Borrow my potion that makes your soul taste bad. *holds it out to you*.

[PsychoNeurosis]

@ZeroCuero: Don't listen to either. Borrow my potion that makes your soul taste bad. *holds it out to you*.

@Arya10108909

Nooo, don't drink it! This is the deal of a lifetime! 10 dollars! 10 dollars for a soul!

[ZeroCuero]

Ten dollars? In this economy? You'll have to do better than that!

[Arya10108909]

He's desperate, if he's willing to pay. My offer still stands.@PsychoNeurosis

[PsychoNeurosis]

Ten dollars? In this economy? You'll have to do better than that!

@ZeroCuero

...Twenty and a dead cat...

Okay, okay. Fifteen and a living cat.

[ArenaSnow]

Trust me, I lent my soul to @ArenaSnow once and it's never worked right sincTHE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTSe... ya see what I mean? All messed up like a broKILLTHEMken recALLord.

@PsychoNeurosis

You just had a weak soul, mate.

I'm sure the OP would fare considerably better in my care...

[PsychoNeurosis]

@ArenaSnow My soul wasn't weak! It was premium condition... at least that's what the guy I bought it from said... crap

[ScreenAcne]

@ZeroCuero

Welcome to the writing womb my sentient abstract non number. It's pretty diamond and doors here if you ain't afraid to open some and dig a few bits. The community is pretty cluster so don't, be motherfucking. mild in moving into peoples PM and staring a convo or two.

I mean. We're pretty cool. Apart from the multiple people claiming to be the devil and the lucrative soul trading market going on.

[ArenaSnow]

@ArenaSnow My soul wasn't weak! It was premium condition... at least that's what the guy I bought it from said... crap

@PsychoNeurosis

Mmmmmmhmmmmmm.

I mean. We're pretty cool. Apart from the multiple people claiming to be the devil

@ScreenAcne

And who, precisely, has claimed to be the devil but once in this thread? red eye twitch

[ScreenAcne]

@ArenaSnow

Shit, my mechanoid of mania. The demonic forest lies deeper than this thread, brother. It's in the fields and the fertilizer. This Dracula and the dark powers 2.0 in cyber form.