[OOC] Final Fantasy: The Dark Crystal

[Savo]

So Nila is trying to become the "Bluest of Mages," eh? I feel like a snarky remark would revolve around asphyxiation and her title towards her.

"The "Bluest of Mages?" I can help with that; just need both of my hands, my thumbs especially, a few minutes of your time and presto, you'll be bluer that any other mage out there!"

... though thinking on it, there is bruising as well... and considering they are going on an adventure...

[Ryteb Pymeroce]

"Hold on, I got this magic gem from the temple of colours in the desert. I call it the paint stone!" Proceeds to cover Nila in blue goop.

[PetiteAmbivert]

I'm preparing for the most sarcastic fucking bard ever. She is all cute and nice when I'm stage / performing for audiences because prettt cat girl but she is such a little shit normally. Very sarcastic. Total cock block constantly. Hmmmmm im going to have fun with this between the treasure hunter who wants to bang everything to the cliche hero (don't worry hes a well done cliche hero and I can't want to see him written ) all the way to the Moogles ans the monsters we have to face. So much sass. So much terrible magical doot doots

[Ryuzaki]

@PetiteAmbivert Yay another cat grill! You can never have too many cat grills.

[Ryteb Pymeroce]

@PetiteAmbivert hey, Ryteb doesn't want to bang anyone. He just wants treasure... and possibly a jail cell key. People can be so touchy about a little thing like breaking and entering...

[vietmyke]

I think they meant the wannabe hero is the one that wants to get in everyone's pants.

Also, the 4 heroes of light are an interesting setup- A samurai and a ninja, and two red mages.

[Ryuzaki]

Also, the 4 heroes of light are an interesting setup- A samurai and a ninja, and two red mages.

@vietmyke

Like Ogo said, the Great Crystal doesn't discriminate.

[Ryteb Pymeroce]

We have tank, dps, and two healers. Perfect for a boss raid. XD

[Lugia]

Well, my character's going to be a WoL, and a black mage, so, make of that what you will.

[vietmyke]

So what happens to Warriors of Light- or what do they get- that denotes them as a Hero of Light as opposed to one of us other non chosen randos?

edit: Nvm, read the OP like a good player.

[Savo]

I'm preparing for the most sarcastic fucking bard ever. She is all cute and nice when I'm stage / performing for audiences because prettt cat girl but she is such a little shit normally. Very sarcastic. Total cock block constantly. Hmmmmm im going to have fun with this between the treasure hunter who wants to get their hands on everything to the cliche hero (don't worry hes a well done cliche hero and I can't want to see him written ) who wants to bang the girls in the party all the way to the Moogles ans the monsters we have to face. So much sass. So much terrible magical doot doots

@PetiteAmbivert

Fixed that for ya :P

If only we knew the wannabe hero's true colors, as I have a bunch of interesting ways to take him with the Schrodinger's Cat set up for his fathers side.

Also, the current heroes of light - a kleptomaniac red mage, a wannabe casanova/hero red mage, a gold digging ninja, and a regal samurai prince who is afraid of Chocobo's. The crystal sure did pick some good candidates.

[vietmyke]

h-hates chocobos....? D:

[Ryteb Pymeroce]

I don't need chocobos, I have a car. Better for carrying loot.

[Ryuzaki]

I don't need chocobos, I have a car. Better for carrying loot.

@Ryteb Pymeroce

Cars in FF? Blasphemy! *stares awkwardly at FFXV*

EDIT: Holy Archeon! There are so many people here XD

[Ryteb Pymeroce]

Weren't there cares in FF7 too?

[Savo]

h-hates chocobos....? D:

@vietmyke

A mixture of fear and hate from what I got.

And our next Warrior of Light is hopefully the levelheaded one and not some random the crystal decided "Oh hey, no one will miss this d00d, lets control him!" I know we were the ones who chose to be chosen by the crystal, but with that thought process, since the heroes are "chosen," what sort of thought process would it have gone through to denote these guys as the op jerks who will save the day? I'm pretty sure half of the party will question "Why this guy/gal?"

Also... so we have the ninja kitty, a bard kitty in the making, a hume(n) blue mage with a mask, and more to come.

[Lugia]

Uh... about that...
my character's calm, but, uh... he also has a tendency to mess up his fire spell... said mess up tends to cause the spell to explode in his face, so...

[Ryteb Pymeroce]

"Because I am the most awesome guy in the world?"

[Ryuzaki]

And our next Warrior of Light is hopefully the levelheaded one and not some random the crystal decided "Oh hey, no one will miss this d00d, lets control him!" I know we were the ones who chose to be chosen by the crystal, but with that thought process, since the heroes are "chosen," what sort of thought process would it have gone through to denote these guys as the op jerks who will save the day? I'm pretty sure half of the party will question "Why this guy/gal?"

Also... so we have the ninja kitty, a bard kitty in the making, a hume(n) blue mage with a mask, and more to come.

@Savo

Fairly sure the crystal had a bit too much to drink at the Mythril Chalice before choosing the heroes. That explains the thought process.

[PetiteAmbivert]

@Lugia sounds like his time is going to be...a BLAST