The Second Whenever Cross-Site Hunger Games: Revolution Edition

[ArenaSnow]

[player1] fatally teabags [player2].

[Dinh AaronMk]

Events updated.

[Vilageidiotx]

jesus how the fuc have you guys not filled this?

20: The British Empire


21: Captain Kirk


22: A Vanishing Hitchhiker


23: A Sassy Black Woman


And, in honor of the Bronies we are up against,

24: Catherine the Great

[BrobyDDark]

25

The Mystery Box

26

Baby Goat Warrior

EVENTS

[player 1] gets up and gets down with the sickness

[player 1] and [player 2] play rock, paper, scissors. [player 2] wins, [player 1] is grumpy for the next few hours

[Dinh AaronMk]

@BrobyDDark

Vilage actually filled our side of the quota, but I'll take the events.

Now I gotta go bitch them out if they haven't provided me with any blood.

[ArenaSnow]

Placing my bets on Spambot, Clockwork Echos and Trump reviving his legacy in this very game.

[Vilageidiotx]

[Player1] poops in [Player2]'s base and hides it.

[Player1] smiles as [he/she1] kills [Player2].

[Player1] whispers to the trees.

[Player1] screams like a crazy person at [Player2].

[Player1] squats very Slavicly.

[Kalleth]

[player1] grabs [player2] by the pussy.
[player1] hacks the DNC and then lies about it to [player2].
[player1] uses overseas tax shelters and foreign oil to build a multinational conglomerate empire from within the arena, thereby rigging the games so that sponsors send them "small loans of millions of dollars."
[player1] gives [player2] the come hither look. [player2] comes hither, and slaps [player1] for making come hither eyes in a game of death.

[Vilageidiotx]

[Player1] is a meme.

[Player1] skins [Player2] alive and wears the pelt as a suit for the rest of the game.

[Player1] cowers in a corner and cries.

[Player1] stubs [his/her1] toe and loses morale because of it.

[Player1] hums their theme song.

[Player1] and [Player2] make love in the moonlight.

[Player1] vomits at the sight of what just happened above.

[Player1] masturbates at the sight of what just happened above.

[Player1] shrugs at the sight of what just happened above.

[Player1] builds a boat and uses it to rule over the water.

[Player1] builds a wall in a desperate attempt to keep [Player2] away.

[Player1] should go to bed now.

[ArenaSnow]

[Player1] claims victimhood. [Player2] grants mercy, only to be fatally stabbed.
[Player1] claims victimhood. [Player2] is not impressed and brings down a great axe.
[Player1] sips coffee.
[Player1] tries too hard to win and loses a part of his sanity to Pineapples.
[Player1] dies of hypochondria. [Player2] uses deus ex machina, appears, and revives [Player1]
[Player1] spits on [Player2]'s mother. [Player1] is enraged and kills [Player2] and a passing [Player3].
[Player1] prays for Mahz for salvation. [Player2] puts on a Mahz mask and has [Player1] do some very embarrassing things.

[Kalleth]

Bump?

[Dinh AaronMk]

I am now actually working on setting this up.

[Dinh AaronMk]

And then it turns out I fucked up asking for brackets to be used instead of parenthesis. So now I gotta go through and fix everything.

err... tomorrow.

[Vilageidiotx]

And then it turns out I fucked up asking for brackets to be used instead of parenthesis. So now I gotta go through and fix everything.

err... tomorrow.

@Dinh AaronMk

a few hunger games back you did that to me - used brackets in an event you gave me and started everyone else on using brackets too so i had to go fix them all.

bad habit, brother.

[Kalleth]

So, will the slaughter begin now? Or next week?

[Majoraa]

*burp.

[Majoraa]

This thing still gonna go on?

[Dinh AaronMk]

[TupperWare Bowl]

[Dinh AaronMk]

tfw having to move comes up not only during the Fourth of July period, but the mid-summer birthday madness.