a vaguely not-so-modest proposal

[NotAMouse]

Folks who have citizenship in literally anywhere but the United States:

I have seen a few articles predicting the 2020 re-election of Donaeld Drumpf, Illiterate Asshole, Dumbfuck, Covfefe Master, Rotted Carrot Top, and Sexual Predator in Chief.

If this comes to pass, I will marry you.

Marriage of convenience.

Marriage of inconvenience.

Open marriage.

Closed marriage.

I don't give a fuck.

Let's honeymoon in Sudan.

Let's vacation in North Korea and contract "Botulism."

Let's go swimming in crude oil and light ourselves on fire.

Let's launch ourselves into the cosmos and hope we pass out before suffocating or being crushed to death by the vacuum of space.

Let's graft elephant tusks onto our bodies and and live off the land in Africa, hoping not to run into Donald Jr. and Eric Trump (but secretly hoping we will run into them because goddamn our corpses will look fantastic in a press photo).

Let's summon Alexander the Great from beyond the grave and send him to flaunt his bisexuality in Pence's face.

Let's open a makeshift lipo suction salon and ruin people's lives.

Let's bake cupcakes and decorate them with sprinkles and serve them on cute china plates.

Just give me dual citizenship, pls.

[Polymorpheus]

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[NotAMouse]

@Taaj Or you could just go to France.

@catchamber

... Yes. Yes, I could.

[Antarctic Termite]

If you don't mind changing both your names to unpronounceable Deutschisms and your face resembles the mugshot of an Australian transvestite, you can help yourself to my passport

Lord knows I won't need it when I throw myself into the sea next week

[Polymorpheus]

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[stark]

@Taaj Or you could just go to France.

@catchamber

I have a friend who is doing exactly that -- he's presently looking at houses in Toulouse and Bordeaux. (He's literally on a trip there right now, specifically looking at real estate.) Just another reason for me to hate Trump.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Alternatively you could go on a honeymoon to Heaven and see the afterlife with your beloved! I hear that Edicius Airlines has an amazing offer going all the time! So whaddya say? Come fly with me!

[Polymorpheus]

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[BrobyDDark]

Kanye's gonna win the next presidency. Calling it now.

[stark]

<Snipped quote by Sherlock Holmes>

You hate Trump because he's encouraging your friend to leave? Why don't you move over there with him?

@catchamber

Because I'm happy in Manhattan and married to someone who doesn't want to go to live in Europe anyway. My friend leaving is just one of MANY reasons I hate Trump, but I'm not about to uproot my life because he's an asshat. I will miss my friend, however. (On the plus side -- I'll have a free place to stay in France, if I should ever venture out that way.)

[Polymorpheus]

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[aza]

im still all in on canada

[stark]

<Snipped quote by Sherlock Holmes>

Or if your country becomes utterly unbearable. Then again, unless your friend is a borderline hermit, I bet you and your spouse won't be the only ones asking if you can crash at his place until Armageddon kicks in.

@catchamber

Well, if the country becomes unbearable, that's a different matter. I'm sure my friend already got a list of people lined up who will want to go stay/visit with him over in France.

im still all in on canada

@Azarthes

Tell Sophi I said hi.

[pugbutter]

Exactly 0% of the people who wrote on the Guild that they'd leave if he won the presidency have actually left yet. You won't leave when he's reelected either. Chill.

[NotAMouse]

Exactly 0% of the people who wrote on the Guild that they'd leave if he won the presidency have actually left yet.

@pugbutter

I was not among those folks.

You won't leave when he's reelected either.

@pugbutter

Are you Miss Cleo? Tell me more about my future.

Chill.

@pugbutter

I might, especially if I move to Iceland.

[aza]

<Snipped quote by catchamber>

Well, if the country becomes unbearable, that's a different matter. I'm sure my friend already got a list of people lined up who will want to go stay/visit with him over in France.

<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

Tell Sophi I said hi.

@Sherlock Holmes

her province is voting on universal income or some shit

i am so jealous

[GodOfWar]

god damn it Bernie where are you

[Awson]

Will you marry me even though I live in America?

[Vilageidiotx]

Kanye's gonna win the next presidency. Calling it now.

@BrobyDDark

You joke, but it's possible. Kanye is a political outsider, a poor public speaker, and everyone has seen his wife naked. Par for the course.

[SleepingSilence]

I might, especially if I move to Iceland.

@Taaj

@Taaj To avoid politics, since it always goes so well for me. Iceland is hot and is green. Greenland has snow and is cold. ;D

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