a vaguely not-so-modest proposal

[KnightShade]

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You joke, but it's possible. Kanye is a political outsider, a poor public speaker, and everyone has seen his wife naked. Par for the course.

@Vilageidiotx

Yes, but is he narcissistic enough?

[Foster]

Inverse russian mail order bride, I guess.

I mean, so far Trump made sure we aren't paying a $2.5 trillion subsidy to Inda so they can start 600 strip-mines for coal (in Australia) as per the Paris agreement, with China getting even more.

This alone has resaulted in a $6,000 boost in my predicted annual income.
-Health insurance and gasoline prices are also going down. As well as prices for food at local groccery-stores (especially milk/cheese/yogurt, which is dropping in price faster than gasoline)

Civil rights, so far, have remained unchanged. And unless someone wants the entire federal government to drop everything to address some huge issue, probably is going to stay the way it is for the next 16+ years Just as they have for the past 20 (Obama really didn't *do* anything to address BLM's concerns).

[Vilageidiotx]

-Health insurance and gasoline prices are also going down. As well as prices for food at local groccery-stores (especially milk/cheese/yogurt, which is dropping in price faster than gasoline)

@Foster

wat

charts.gasbuddy.com/ch.gaschart?Count…

ycharts.com/indicators/milk_price

you can argue that nothing much has happened despite the president, but to argue that America has become a paradise on earth because of him is batshit tbh. i mean, you might as well say that the cheese is cheesier and the tits are bouncier

also, the AHCA hasn't passed yet, so healthcare is a weird thing to choose since Trump hasn't done anything pertinent. Which is neither her nor there because I haven't seen anything about it dropping and have personally experienced no change in my premiums. Googling healthcare premium drops hasn't really produced helpful info to refute or support the notion.

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Yes, but is he narcissistic enough?

@KnightShade

Kanye? Yeh. He's really the best out there for a Trump equivalent. The idea that he would become President isn't that super funny now, it's just more of the same.

Now if we are going to go next level, we gotta swing into some next level shit. A Ted Nuget vs Tommy Chong election would be there.

[SleepingSilence]

Kanye? Yeh. He's really the best out there for a Trump equivalent.

@Vilageidiotx

I HAVE to assume they were kidding. He's been on a magazine cover calling himself Jesus. :I

Even comparing him to Trump, is way underestimating the ego on his head.

[Hank]

I've probably got a few friends around that'll take you up on that offer in exchange for blowjobs.

[stark]

I've probably got a few friends around that'll take you up on that offer in exchange for blowjobs.

@Hank

Ah, blowjobs -- the universal world currency.

[NotAMouse]

I've probably got a few friends around that'll take you up on that offer in exchange for not being alone for the rest of their sad lives.

@Hank

ftfy

Edit:

I've probably got a few friends.

@Hank

yeah lol ok

[Hank]

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ftfy

@Taaj

They already live here, mind you. Can't be that sad.

[Keyguyperson]

You're all ignoring the perfect country, the best place to raise children thanks to its excellent education system, free healthcare, a wonderful tropical climate, great beaches, and a whole bunch of historical buildings and vehicles! That's right, it's Cuba! You know how many people have gone into a parasite-induced coma and died while in a work camp there? Probably a few, but they were in Guantanamo.

[BrobyDDark]

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You joke, but it's possible. Kanye is a political outsider, a poor public speaker, and everyone has seen his wife naked. Par for the course.

@Vilageidiotx

I wasn't joking.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Better Idea: Everyone donate all their life savings to NASA in the hopes they can get our asses off earth and to someplace better. I hear the moon is beautiful this time of year and Mars is slowly becoming a very competitive real estate market.

[Foster]

You're all ignoring the perfect country, the best place to raise children thanks to its excellent education system, free healthcare, a wonderful tropical climate, great beaches, and a whole bunch of historical buildings and vehicles! That's right, it's Cuba! You know how many people have gone into a parasite-induced coma and died while in a work camp there? Probably a few, but they were in Guantanamo.

@Keyguyperson

Incidentally, Trump and the Cuban government came to an agreement to ease into economic trade and tourism more gradually to prevent the place being flooded with english-speaking pasty white migrants that like to complain about totaltarian leaders.

[ChickenTeriyaki]

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I wasn't joking.

@BrobyDDark

That's actually interesting. Speaking of which, where does Yeezus fare on the political spectrum?

[Vilageidiotx]

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That's actually interesting. Speaking of which, where does Yeezus fare on the political spectrum?

@ChickenTeriyaki

nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08…

[ChickenTeriyaki]

@VilageIdiotX



Please tell me this is fake news

EDIT: It isn't. Thank God I'm Asian.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Jokes on ya'll, I'm writing in Abdullah Öcalan now and forever.

[Darcs]

Do you think Ja Rule could win?

[Dinh AaronMk]

Do you think Ja Rule could win?

@Darcs

#JaRule2020
#GulagsForAmerica

[Darcs]

#ImWithJa

[scribz]

What will happen in the 2020 election