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^Oh my lord. The fifth letter in ErsatzEmperor is also a 't'!
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I like burgers
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SleepingSilence OC, Plz No Stealz.

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I really want a block user button...
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Mattchstick This little light of mine...

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So here's a scary story for you all.

We have an adopted cat named Spooky. He's coal-black with a little white patch of fur. He's really friendly and even comes when you call his name. Anyway, a year ago, our grandmother moved in with us. She was suffering from severe dementia, to the point that she couldn't even speak. We had a fancy electric hospital bed brought in and set up in a side room so we could monitor her. None of our pets (three cats and a dog) ever showed any interest in it or her and generally just kept their distance. One night, my mom noticed that Spooky was sitting under my grandmother's bed. I saw him too. He was sitting there, paws curled up, staring at us. We called him a couple of times but he didn't flinch. He had never been around that bed before, but for some reason he was crouched under it, directly below my grandmother.

My grandmother died the next day.
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I occasionally drink black ice coffee. Most of the times when I drink hot coffee I drown it in creamer or sugar. I need help with my wildly varying tastes.
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I have a conflict of desire and logic.
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I gave my friend 170 euro when I was drunk. I always empty my pockets when I'm drunk.
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how much money do you have?
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and how much liquor is necessary to make you reach the pocket-emptying stage of drunkenness?

Asking for a friend.

Actually no I'm not, I'm asking for me, please give me money.
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I gave my friend 170 euro when I was drunk. I always empty my pockets when I'm drunk.


I have found that I am about fifty times more likely to donate money to charity when I'm drunk.
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Sole Everyone Dies / Watch Some TV

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I'm chill with dying, but that shit is expensive.
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@ErsatzEmperor Buy drugs though.
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Briza is five (5) letters long.
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My first word was potato.
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I was born at 1:44pm GMT.
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are you a homo?
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Yeah, I'm a homo sapien. I'm also gay. And I chose the avatar picture I have because I like the visual effects it uses.
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Another fact:

@CollectorOfMyst is my new pet.
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A fact about myself;

I am being held against my will by unsanctioned means and you should probably send me help. My location is -FZZZZT!

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