Post a random fact about yourself.

[Foster]

Briza wants to have have hair like a dead person and therefore, never let it get cut.

@Briza

Foster already has hair like a dead person, and is probably going to need to cut it soon to look presentable-ish.

Going on 16 months w/o a haircut.

[Jurassic Weeb]

It frightens me when @Foster goes yandere.

[Scarescrow]

@Foster Can you become "yandere"? Has there any Clem that becomes a "Yandere Clem" yet?

[Foster]

@Foster Can you become "yandere"? Has there any Clem that becomes a "Yandere Clem" yet?

@Scarescrow

Isn't that how the Clem-Fanon got started when a grineer just decided to follow a group of Tenno all the way from start to extraction.

Oh, except the one Tenno that nobody liked that got butt-rammed into a closet and couldn't get out.

So they took Clem instead, trading their wayward Tenno for a Yandere Grineer with a pair [of Grakatas]

[Exit]

Trypanophobics stay away.

Everything was going great at my appointment the other day... until Mr. Doctor decided he had to inject my fucking nipple.

Yeah. You read that right the first time.

To do what you ask? Well to purposely kill nerve endings of course.

I can't remember how much it hurt because I buried the pain somewhere I would never find it.

[Briza]

I have two (2) feet.

[Exit]

I have two (2) feet.

@Briza

But does Briza have two feet?

OT: I can't shampoo my hair with my eyes closed. I have this irrational fear that some guy with an axe is going to enter the bathroom at that exact moment and cut me in half.

[Briza]

Briza has two (2) feet.

[6slyboy6]

2 people are spamming a thread in a spam forum.

[Exit]

@6slyboy6 Sooo what you're saying is you're actually two persons?

OT: Steve Byrne pulled me on stage once and made me give a girl a lapdance.

[6slyboy6]

@Exit Hey, you offended both of my personalities!

[wisteria]

I am allergic to eggs. They wont kill me but oh god the terrible stomach aches i get from them...

[Briza]

I have the same amount of feet as Briza.

[CollectorOfMyst]

I presumably also have the same amount of feet as Briza.

[Briza]

Me, too.

[Exit]

My girl of a year and a half broke up with me the day before prom.

Then my last minute date left me to go dance with someone else.

[Luna_Maria]

well, obviously that's because you're unattractive

[Exit]

@Luna_Maria Excuse you... it's my job to post facts about myself.

OT: Jesus killed my first pet hamster.

[Luna_Maria]

... also because you're very unattractive

[Darcel]

Giggles are annoying.