You can't say that in public!!!

[Tera]

Caught a pervert creeping on me peeing, so I quickly left the elevator.

[Vozhos]

throw every lefty out of a helicopter and piss on their graves.

[Sugar and Spite]

Cheers for bad pickup lines.

Hey girl. I got the S-T-D. Now all I need is U.

[SgtEasy]

gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang

*dabs*

[Jurassic Weeb]

Soybeans producing phytoestrogens suddenly explains why every left-wing vegan hipster dude is a ginormous pussy.

[Jurassic Weeb]

This, from an episode of the anime "Haganai":

"BIG BROTHER, I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR BIG, JUICY, THICK C[BLEEP]K AND DRENCH ME WITH YOUR HOT, STICKY C[BLEEP] UNTIL I'M GASPING FOR AIR!" THERE, I F[BLEEP]ING SAID IT!"

Sena Kashiwazaki

[Jurassic Weeb]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

[anxiouscat]

It is perfectly acceptable for parents to want a little time away from their children.

[Jurassic Weeb]

I don't normally go for the sadistic type but this brand of crazy could potentially be waifu material.

[Mistiel]

This, from an episode of the anime "Haganai":

<Snipped quote by Sena Kashiwazaki>

@Otaku95

I don't remember Sena ever saying that. I thought that was the two-toned "vampire" little sister who said that jokingly to her older brother. Sena is an angel and don't you forget it; brunette gal is a total bullying bitch with redemption potential.

Also, please refer to that anime by its proper name, Boku wa Tomodachi. Haganai was purely an American moniker coined by rabid pervs.

My contribution to the original thread = "You're a total bleeping bitch. KYS" (Not you Otaku. ILY and all of RPGuild, including a certain nonliving guy walking who may hate my guts and want me dead for being the worst character developer he has possibly ever met).

[SgtEasy]

A deep horror

Ifuckin'warned you bruh

Dont do it

Matey triggerwarnings

fuckit fine

Hentai is fun when watched with friends

[Tyler Night]

A deep horror

Ifuckin'warned you bruh

Dont do it

Matey triggerwarnings

fuckit fine

Hentai is fun when watched with friends

@SgtEasy

True Horror

Not Really

Especially if they are a crush and they are into you.

[SgtEasy]

<Snipped quote by SgtEasy>

True Horror

Not Really

Especially if they are a crush and they are into you.

@Tyler Night

ACTUAL HORROR THIS TIME

Ok, maybe not for some people

Especially if that crush was your brother

[Vozhos]

Race is real.

[luna558]

A black man walks into a bar and states he has four dollars. Turns out he's actually in Akron and no one cares. He decides to leave the bar and go outside to yell at a pole in the middle of the day. As my car goes by we hear him yelling but can't make out what he's saying. Six years have passed.

I'll never forget.